twilight sucks

[Cascade 741]

ooh that's right, the vegetarians who drink mountain lion blood... poor endangered species

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

I think what they meant by vegetarian was not eating humans. I don't see how that makes them vegetarian.

[Chase 390]

They aren't actual vegetarians. It's just a joke. As far as vampires are concerned, they're the "vegetarians" because they don't eat humans.

[real link 0]

As far as vampires are concerned, they're the "vegetarians" because they don't eat humans.

that dos'nt make them vegetarians, that makes them wimps.

[Jo-Bengt 0]

^ I've actually got to argue that one.

You're a vampire. You're thirsty. You see a perfectly appetizing fatass on the right, and a bunny on the left. You've got some balls if you fight the temptation and pick the bunny.

Also, LIEK, OH MAH GAWSH!!! EWARD IS LIEK, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!

[Xylobe 0]

You've got some balls if you fight the temptation and pick the bunny.

On the contrary, you're a wuss if you fight the temptation and pick the bunny.

[Jo-Bengt 0]

^ You're a wuss if you give in so easily, if you're that weak.

[real link 0]

Also, LIEK, OH MAH GAWSH!!! EWARD IS LIEK, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!

......... * twitches*

[pheonix561 2080]

I think she called them vegetarians because people have a habit of calling vegetarians pussies. So you know, theres these vegetarians that go out and drink the blood of mountain lions, which would be way cooler if they weren't "vampires."

[Sahaqiel 1232]

They're not vampires. They're blood-sucking glittermonsters.

Let's call them Stephermonlooducks.

Because Stephanie is trying SO HARD to be INSIDE HER CREATIONS.

Sahaqiel

[real link 0]

here's a few article's that should make anyone who hates twilight laugh untill you get the hiccups and anyone who likes it want to kill anyone who has agreed with it (you suck, live with it)

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

http://www.cracked.com/funny-1552-edward-cullen/

[randomfan 0]

here's a few article's that should make anyone who hates twilight laugh untill you get the hiccups and anyone who likes it want to kill anyone who has agreed with it (you suck, live with it)

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

http://www.cracked.com/funny-1552-edward-cullen/

Those are hilarious! I fell off my chair laughing, and now plan to send them to every single Twihard I know of. Hopefully it'll make them think more rationally.

[MasterIckolas 2]

I have good reasons why.

A ) I've read FanFicton that had better plot and writing.

B ) Edward is a fracking Mary-Sue

C ) Sparkling? Really? My lord. If the story was the same, but had Real Vampire mythology, then it might be good.

D ) Staking don't kill them. You have to rip them apart and burn them? GOOD lord....

I'm stopping before i get mad.

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

I remember when my Ex loved twilight,I friggen hated it.the mythology on vampires in that is all inaccurate.I don't care if it's a love story,in the words of the AVGN."It sucks balls"

[Bigboss 1]

but it does