Choose your own adventure

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he dives over the counter like his days in nam

he breaks the bottle over your head, then proceeds to cut his name into your chest.

Game Over!

You have ONE(1) credit! Continue?

>y

>n

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y

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This is a really dangerous store

Its cool that you're a really dangerous dude in a trenchcoat.

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suddenly he seems quite angry

"you would ask a man for water without first asking his name, sir?! you better have a damn Good reason"

>reason

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>Reason: I grew up in a house where we didn't use our manners as often as we should have. Rather, I wanted to learn to be polite, but my parents frowned upon such a thing. One day they flipped off a third world country dictator of some sort, and now I live with my grandma. I've been trying to get better, and I'm sorry if I offended you.

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the man seems to accept this. he grits his gums by way of smiling.

"here you go, have a sip. and my name's paul"

>sip

>don't sip

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>sip

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you take a sip

the cool, slightly disgusting water revitalizes you.

>ask him to open the game case

>ask him for his philosophy on life

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>ask him for his philosophy on life

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I guarantee that the guys a nihilist. He went to Nam and he works at Walmart. As a matter of fact, all Walmart workers are nihilists. Everything at that store costs so little that value becomes meaningless. You heard it here first

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I'm starting to get curious whats in that game case

But we're here for chit chat I suppose.

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"well, the way i see it, life's all about how you gotta shoot them before they shoot you."

he hands you a revolver with a single bullet inside

You got Paul's Gun!

17/100 points earned!

you drop it in your pocket as if this were totally Normal

>hold him up

>ask him to open the game case

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>ask him to open the game case

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We are finally getting into the game case.

I am ever so curious.

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he limps over to the game case and opens it

>grab kingdom hearts like you planned to

>grab >something else

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