Doodle Werewolf!

[T1g 1503]

MAKE IT A GIANT MILKSHAKE AS A PEACE OFFERING

[Cascade 741]

Give the poor thing a hug :C

[T1g 1503]

COMBAT OPERANDI LVL 13: BELLY OF THE WHALE

(cascade we are the monster trying to defend ourself. pheo didnt make that clear)

[Cascade 741]

wait what

I'm confused now ^^;

[pheonix561 2080]

Cascade, you're the Abomination.

[Aethix 129]

Summon Eraser.

[T1g 1503]

BUT AETHIX! THE SMUDGING WOULD CAUSE THOUSANDS OF CIVILIAN CASUALTIES AND TAKE YEARS TO DECONTAMINATE!

[pheonix561 2080]

LAWSUIT.

You hustle off to the first Law building thing you can find, knocking down buildings like a gigantic tool the whole way. Those guys keep trying to hit you with rockets, what the hell? Like its your fault you're knocking down all these buildings, they're so close together! This city is full of giant monster hating racists.

Alright, this looks like the Law building.

UM HI HELLO YES EXCUSE ME I AM A STEALTH BOMBER WITH HORNS AND FISHNETS AND A WATERFALL AND THE CITY IS TRYING TO KILL ME SO I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST THE CITY FOR ATTEMPTED FIRST DEGREE MURDER YES OR I GUESS SINCE THEY'RE TRYING TO BOMB ME THEN IT WOULD BE MANSLAUGHTER OR MAYBE WAR CRIMES I DON'T KNOW BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SUE THEM AND POSSIBLY GET A RESTRAINING ORDER THANK YOU

Where the puppy are all the lawyers? This is a law building isn't it? It says Law in big black letters on the top of the building! That better not be some kind of ridiculous acronym, like "Little asshole workers." Though, lets face it, these guys are a bunch of little assholes.

Some Scaley Asshole knocks down the Law building before you can even speak to a secretary.

Oh, and of course they're cheering for him. When he knocks down buildings its the greatest thing since sliced bread, but when you level half the city everyone decides to start killing you. They're not even racists, they're just dicks.

Now what?

[Marquis 9]

Try some sliced bread. All these Cliché's are making me hungry.

[pheonix561 2080]

That's not a cliche, that's a figure of speech.

[Marquis 9]

Fine then.

Try some sliced bread, all these figures of speech are making me hungry.

[T1g 1503]

Pose with the other monster, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[Chimetals 344]

suddenly realize its your college roomate and say hi

[Marquis 9]

Suddenly realize its your college roommate and walk away before he gets a chance to say hi.

[T1g 1503]

marquis quit changing your icon every day.