Whats the Deal with Egypt?

[Fantasy Panda Dreaming 0]

Yeah, I was listening to the news in Journalism and it said they might not have been able to follow through with this if it weren't for networking sites like Twitter or Facebook. That's pretty BA.

[Arachne 25]

It seems like a great step forward, but I just worry that the new government will be just as corrupt. That's how it was in Iranian Revolution when they overthrew the Shah, only to have the rule of Islamic Republic, which turned out to be an oppressive regime, creating new political prisoners, closing down universities, etc.

I guess we'll see. In any case it's good that they're the ones making the move towards democracy instead of having it shoved down their throats by nosy foreigners.

[Ammonsa 308]

HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

SO BASICALLY THE PRESIDENT HAS A GAMBLING PROBLEM. HIS GAMBLING HABIT BECOMES SO BIG HE DIPS INTO THE TREASURY AND SPENDS TAX PAYERS MONEY. NOW THE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT'S THEIR MONEY SO THEY WANT HIM TO STEP DOWN. BUT HE REFUSED TO BECAUSE THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THAT CASINO HE SAW THE OTHER DAY. SO EVENTUALLY WITH ENOUGH RIOTS FROM PEOPLE WANTING THEIR MONEY HE STEPS DOWN.

BUT....

HE MANAGES TO DIVERT TREASURY FUNDS INTO HIS PRIVATE ACCOUNT AND BUYS AN ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC. HE GOES THERE IN A JETSKI. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM THE GAMBLING COPS ARE WAITING. HOWEVER, HE HAS A TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE.

A puppyING HELICOPTER.

HE GETS INTO HIS HELICOPTER AND HE puppyING FLIES ALL THE WAY TO HIS OTHER PRIVATE ISLAND THAT HE BOUGHT BECAUSE HE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO PREDICT THIS HAPPENING. ONCE HE GETS THERE HE GOES INTO HIS MAN CAVE OF AWESOMENESS AND WATCHES SOME FOOTBALL LIKE A MAN. LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT AN ELITE ASSAULT TEAM WAS COMING UP THE BEACH...

February 12th, 0400 Hours, Island No. 4352

Four bodies moved swiftly up the beach. If someone had been there to watch them, they would have seen four figures decked out in black, with night vision goggles and a bizarre array of devices on their person. These figures were special forces, the elite ones at that. Trained to do the job that no one else would even dream of taking. They were the DRU. Called the 'Unit' by the men, they specialised in a particular form of rescue operation. Captain Roscoe was team leader. Fairly small for special forces, his ability to read the situation more than made up for his lack in size. He was followed by their machine gunner; Trooper Bean, their extraction specialist; PO Clark and their Medic; Lieutenant Hobson. All of them had at least three years of combat service in the regular military before they transferred to the DRU.

They could see lights up ahead. The President's villa. Their target. "Alright, here's how it goes" Roscoe began. "They will arrive at the target in exactly eight minutes. We must extract the President before they breach the defenses. Clark and myself will move into the target and extract him. Bean, Hobson, you will secure our exit and keep a look out for any advance parties. Alright, let's move out"

With that, Bean and Hobson hid in the shadows and kept a lookout while Clark and Roscoe moved into the building. "I have a bad feeling about this mission, sir," Bean murmured. "Oh?" replied Lieutenant Hobson. "Yessir, I feel that they might be closer than we think they are..."

Captain Roscoe and Petty Officer Clark rushed into the building. They found the President within thirty seconds. Ungracefully sprawled over a couch, he woke with outrage. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"

Clark replied, "I'm afraid we don't have enough time to explain, sir. They will arrive any minute now. We must get you out of here and into the USA for protection."

"Who will arrive?" Mubarak replied.

BOOM

The roof caved in.

"THEM" Roscoe yelled as he grabbed hold of Mubarak and they ran out collapsing building. Along the way they found two bodies. Bean and Hobson. Their stomachs ripped out of their bodies.

"Who would do something like that?" Mubarak whispered, barely making a sound at all.

"CONTACT" Clark shouted. He let a short burst of bullets out of his M4 Carbine into the bushes.

And then it rushed out and Mubarak got a clear image of what they were facing.

It was a Utahraptor.

To be continued.

[Kimmy 0]

Everyone is mad at the president.

He shuts off internet.

Everyone is more mad.

He says "Gonna resign."

And then "Lol jk."

Everyone is still mad but they will lose interest soon.

[Fantasy Panda Dreaming 0]

@Bond: Oh my god. I...I had no idea. Being a devout Raptorfarian, i should have been more aware of this. I'm a failure to my country, my religion and myself. There's only one way to right this wrong...

Sepuku.

Brb guys, stabbing myself.

[Ammonsa 308]

Kimmy why would you spread lies? My post is the accurate one.