Picto-Captions 2!!!

[Mao 0]

Dampe: ..... Thats just wonderful. I FINALLY get a visitor and he just pees on the grou-

Link: G-g-g-ghoooost!!!! *points at dampe*

Dampe: OHMIGOSH, WHERE?! *looks behind himself and accidentaly slaps link with freakishly large arms*

Link: Oof! *pee flys everywhere*

Navi: *smacks forehead* Im surrounded by idiots...

[Ganny 285]

DANTE: You gonna race me or what?

LINK: ........race?

DANTE: Yes. Race for the thingie.

LINK: The......thingie?

DANTE: Yes the thingie dat goes longer, den goes shorter, den bring you to da place and stuff like dat

LINK: Ummm.....ok......*Pees pants*

DANTE: WADDAYA DOO DAT FO???!!!??!! ME JUST CLEAN DA FLO, AN' YOUS GOTTA GO PEES ON IT!!!!!

LINK: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, GREAT TRIFORCE, I'M SORRY.....

DANTE: So.......you wanna race?

LINK: Uhhh....ok.....?

DANTE: Good. *Starts floating ahead*

LINK: *Runs after him* *Door slams closed a few inches behind Link* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?????

DANTE: No. *Throws fire backwards*

LINK: *Gets hit in the gut with the fire* AHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! *Fire slowly goes out* *Starts walking away*

DANTE: Noooo-- whattabout da raaace........PLEEESE.....I GOTS NO FRIENDS!!!

LINK: NO THINGIE IS WORTH THIS!!!

NAVI: Link! What about your quest!?

LINK: NO QUEST IS WORTH THIS, EITHER!

NAVI: But Link! You HAVE to! The prophecy! The Great Deku Tree! Are you listening to me! Hey! LISTEN!!

LINK: *Walks over to Navi, traps her in a bottle* *Gives bottle to Dante* There. Now you have a friend. *Walks away*

DANTE: Yes.

NAVI: Link?!? LINK?!?! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!! HEY!!! GET OVER HERE!!! LIIIIIINNNNKK!!!

DANTE: We're gona be best friends......

NAVI: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[The Minish Link 1]

DANTE: You gonna race me or what?

LINK: ........race?

DANTE: Yes. Race for the thingie.

LINK: The......thingie?

DANTE: Yes the thingie dat goes longer, den goes shorter, den bring you to da place and stuff like dat

LINK: Ummm.....ok......*Pees pants*

DANTE: WADDAYA DOO DAT FO???!!!??!! ME JUST CLEAN DA FLO, AN' YOUS GOTTA GO PEES ON IT!!!!!

LINK: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, GREAT TRIFORCE, I'M SORRY.....

DANTE: So.......you wanna race?

LINK: Uhhh....ok.....?

DANTE: Good. *Starts floating ahead*

LINK: *Runs after him* *Door slams closed a few inches behind Link* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?????

DANTE: No. *Throws fire backwards*

LINK: *Gets hit in the gut with the fire* AHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! *Fire slowly goes out* *Starts walking away*

DANTE: Noooo-- whattabout da raaace........PLEEESE.....I GOTS NO FRIENDS!!!

LINK: NO THINGIE IS WORTH THIS!!!

NAVI: Link! What about your quest!?

LINK: NO QUEST IS WORTH THIS, EITHER!

NAVI: But Link! You HAVE to! The prophecy! The Great Deku Tree! Are you listening to me! Hey! LISTEN!!

LINK: *Walks over to Navi, traps her in a bottle* *Gives bottle to Dante* There. Now you have a friend. *Walks away*

DANTE: Yes.

NAVI: Link?!? LINK?!?! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!! HEY!!! GET OVER HERE!!! LIIIIIINNNNKK!!!

DANTE: We're gona be best friends......

NAVI: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

OMG ROFL LMAO LOL

Here's mine:

Dampe: ADUUUHHHH.....2+2=5?

Link: WTF?

Dampe: OOH! FOOD! *Eats Navi*

Link: *Shocked, mouth wide open, Disgusted look*

Dampe: *Muffled* What?

[Padraig! 103]

link *thinking* = What the f***? blue faires, flying gravekeepers and a load of s**** on the floor? I need to lay off the booze...

[Eka 387]

Sorry this caption took so long, my cousins from Atlanta Georgia came over this weekend and I had absolutely NO time on the computer! Anyways, ok, these have all been REALLY funny ones! But, as most or all of us know, there can be only one winner *Who wants to be a millionaire dramatic music comes in* ...Sorry, I REALLY wanted to write that

ANYWAYS, I have a chosen a winner, and this caption's kinda long SO I am not going to repeat it here, and the caption is.....GANANDORF333!!! And his extremely long caption which I am too lazy to repeat! So, the scores are now as follows:

Soi Karuna: 1 point

Ganandorf333 - 1 point

Alright, this one took A LONG time to find, so the points are going up! 4 POINTS if anyone wins! Alright, here are the options:

1. What is the Narrator thinking/saying ?

2. What are any of the characters thinking to themselves?

3. (Okay, this isn't in the caption but its kind of in the flash animation) What is Link thinking about this whole situation?

As usual, caption away!

[Sentri 1]

i hate you so much...its hard to resist spewing out what theyre doing. ah to heck with it

All:Chicken Dance Time

[Goron Merchant 1]

Ganondorf = Hey girls. . .uh. . .wassup!?!. . .(Wanna buy some pot? )

Princess Zelda = Um. . . How did you get in my Room? (I'll buy some later. . .)

Saria & Malon = **

[=Zoe= 3]

Zelda: Ganondorf, you know I didn't want to invite you but in the end I agree... but you had to come with the Powerpuff Girls?

Saria and Marion: *scream like fan girls*

[Tazay 0]

Zelda: Like, Comon, Like, Girl, Like, Friends, Like, (And Boy.....) Link is, Like, so, Like, Overrated. Like, Lets, Like, do the, Like, CHICKEN DANCE!!!

Ganon:Like Yeah!!!

[Sentri 1]

hard to resist spewing out what they are really doing aint it

[The Minish Link 1]

hard to resist spewing out what they are really doing aint it

Caption:

*all the girls are chatting, Ganondorf just stares*

Ganondorf: *Stares at Zelda's (*INNAPROPRIATE ALERT!*)

Ganondorf: So, Zelda, you want to go out somewhere, sometime?

Zelda: Where?

Ganondorf: Taco Bell.

Zelda: Nah, I don't like meat.

Ganondorf: They have Vegetarian Tacos....:hypno: *Uses Hypno powers on Zelda* :hypno:

Zelda: They're...so....tender.....and...juicy!!!!! *Smacks Lips*

Ganondorf: Yes....Give in to the Tastiness...

Zelda: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: To be Continued.....

[Sentri 1]

shut up

[Goron Merchant 1]

That was rude Soi Karuna. . .

[Eka 387]

Aww, please dont start fighting! Try to stay on topic! I will be putting up another caption soon

[Sentri 1]

That was rude Soi Karuna. . .

oh, i wasnt meaning shut up as in yelling shut up, i meant it in a way in which they proved me wrong and i am annoyed about it