jokes

[Arachne 25]

Dunno.

Oh, and this one's horrible.

Two natives walk out of a bar.

[pheonix561 2080]

asian guy walks into a bar

two weeks later he owns the place

[Max 10]

a nigger

The actual punchline is, "An ancient farming tool" but I like your's better.

[Chase 390]

This thread offends me.

[Nightmare 0]

ok here goes nothing...

k 3 guys in a car gets pulled over by a cop then the cop asks the driver what are you guys doing? driver says blowing bubbles.

then the cop asks the same thing to the guy in the passenger's seat the guy said blowing bubbles .then the cop turns his attention the the guy in the back and says let me guess...blowing bubbles? the guy says nope...i'm Bubbles

[Teto 2609]

what's the difference between a black man and a bench

a bench can support a family of four

why are all black people fast

all the slow ones are in jail

what's the difference between scouts and Jews

scouts come back from camp

[pheonix561 2080]

Teto are you the kind of person who is hilarious online but is annoying irl? Because I don't get the impression that that's the case, but I just remembered that's always a possibility.

[Teto 2609]

I'm okay irl I think

I'm only annoying when I try to be. And if I actually am annoying then I guess I'm not annoying enough for anybody to mention it.

I'm just the kind of person who is really quiet but gets used to people eventually and then I'm a huge racist.

[pheonix561 2080]

So, the best kind of person, then.