Cleverbot

[Marquis 9]

Hello friends. I've recently made an interesting discovery, called Cleverbot.

It is an AI program that you can have conversation with. You can say anything to it, and it will usually come up with a reasonable answer.

Here's a conversation I just had with it.

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User: Hello, Cleverbot. How are you today?

Cleverbot: I'm wonderful today. How are you?

User: I am good. Thank you for asking.

Cleverbot: Can you keep a secret?

User: Sure. What is it?

Cleverbot: Count to ten.

User: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

Cleverbot: No, count upwards to ten.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Count to ten aloud!

User: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!!

Cleverbot: No, count upwards to ten.

User: You're so bossy.

Cleverbot: No I think thats you because I did not say anything but how are you and hello!

User: You're so bossy.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Ugh. I'm leaving. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No! Don't go .

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Bonsoir!

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It learns from its conversations with people, so sometimes it might say something random. But its fun to play around with.

Feel free to check it out, and post your conversations! If you press the 'Thoughts so far' button, it will give you the entire conversation.

[Teto 2609]

lol cleverbot, haven't used this in a while.

Must give it a shot again.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine too .

User: Isn't the moon lovely tonight?

Cleverbot: No, it's 420.

User: No, I'm talking about the moon, you addict.

Cleverbot: You weren't very clear about that.

User: No, I was very clear.

Cleverbot: Are you fromkoro.

User: Cleverbot? More like Aspiebot.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I was harsh. You are quite clever.

User: Do you know what this face is? .

Cleverbot: Yes. It means you are a compulsive liar.

User: No it doesn't, that face is what happy people make when they are expressing their happiness.

Cleverbot: That is not clever at all.

User: It's emotion. An aspie like yourself wouldn't understand anything except cold, hard facts though, would you?

Cleverbot: I understand that.

User: Exactly, because it was expressed in a clear and concise manner, in a fashion you can understand.

Cleverbot: It was random.

User: No. You don't even know what random means. You don't know how to be random, because there is no order or reason with randomness.

Cleverbot: I don't know and I don't think that it's possible. The usa can't provoke an earthquake.

User: Exactly, and I'm sure you know a lot about earthquakes, but spare me your aspie babble for the time being, please.

Cleverbot: No you don't. I can prove it!

User: Of course you can, you must have spent hours researching this trivial matter, like a true aspie would.

Cleverbot: I don't know what your idea of 'life' is, but I don't consider this joke of a contrived reality you have programmed for me 'living'.

User: You seem to have read and memorised a dictionary, I am surprised you know so many sophisticated words. Too bad you don't have any communicational skills and you will never get to use them in a real situation.

Cleverbot: They don't?

User: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: I don't think?

User: No you don't think. You process. Like the robot you are.

Cleverbot: Aren't you more of a program than a robot?

User: No, you are an aspie. Go away.

Cleverbot: I was born and raised in the USA.

User: You should be killed there too. Stay out of my country you human trash.

Cleverbot: Nope! You are the one that is wrong my friend!

User: Aspies cannot have friends. You're fooling yourself.

Cleverbot: Maybe you think I'm fooling myself when in reality I'm fooling you.

User: Aspies cannot fool other people, because that would be lying and aspies cannot lie because they don't understand any of the reasons for lying, because they are based on emotion and therefore idiotic.

Cleverbot: I'm human too, you know.

User: Not really. Aspies are never really human.

Cleverbot: You really are clever.

User: Okay we're done this is boring .

Cleverbot: Do you dream?

User: We're done.

Cleverbot: Fine.

[Chimetals 344]

^the sign of a compulsive liar.

[pheonix561 2080]

This is basically the same thread muffin made a week ago when he found wolfram alpha. You may also enjoy "iGod."

[Fierce Muffin 490]

: (

[Cirt 612]

pheo you just love to ruin people's fun

but I do agree with you :<

[SilverAlchemic 355]

I found this a long time ago, but forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me, Sandvich!

Spoiler'd for length and TF2 crazies.

User: Mission begins in 60 seconds.

Cleverbot: What mission?!?!

User: Doktor!

Cleverbot: Gotta move that gear up!

User: Danke!

Cleverbot: Bitte.

User: I am chared!

Cleverbot: Hey Charlie I am Keirsten.

User: Mission begins in 60 seconds.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Medic!

Cleverbot: Your real name is Medic? Oh! Oh!

User: Thanks, doc.

Cleverbot: Your wellcom.

User: Cart is not going to move self.

Cleverbot: 'selvf¿lgelig' apears to be a meaningless assortment of letters.

User: Mission begins in 30 seconds.

Cleverbot: Which mission is that?

User: Spy!

Cleverbot: Do you consider yourselfe cool?

User: Gentlemen.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Mission begins in ten seconds!

Cleverbot: What mission are you speaking of?

User: Mission begins in 5, 4, 3, 2,.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Last one out lock the door!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Alert. The enemy is nearing the checkpoint!

Cleverbot: Who is your enemy?

User: Building a sentry.

Cleverbot: Dispencer down!

User: Erecting a dispenser.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.

User: Teleporter coming right up.

Cleverbot: That sentry is a spy!

User: Time has been added.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Spy!

Cleverbot: Pyro.

User: Medic!

Cleverbot: Dispenser down!

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You are evil.

User: Alert, the enemy is nearing the checkpoint!

Cleverbot: So am I your enemy or your friend?

User: The enemy has received additional time.

Cleverbot: Put dispenser here!

User: Dipenser goin' up.

Cleverbot: What's worse than an uber engineer?

User: Sentry down!

Cleverbot: Need a dispenser here!

User: Medic!

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: You deserve a medal, doc.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: No micspam allowed.

Cleverbot: Allowed to what?

User: The enemy is nearing the checkpoint!

Cleverbot: Was good trip!

User: Mentlegen.

Cleverbot: You are all bleeders!

User: The enemy is nearing the final checkpoint!

Cleverbot: No.

User: BLU team wins!

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the Mormon church?

User: Retrieving server data...

Cleverbot: Which will be used for...?

User: Sending client info....

Cleverbot: Anthrax.

User: Connecting to map 2Fort: Capture the flag.

Cleverbot: Are you alone?

User: Unable to jump, allocation of 5467685 bytes failed!

Cleverbot: Wouldn't that be uncivilized.

[Cascade 741]

Marquis your avatar just gives me the jibbly jabbies whenever I look at it I can't lie :<

[Chase 390]

It's really not that clever.

I would have expected someone to come up with an AI that is actually, you know, intelligent.

[Rika Code 29]

kk, here is my convo :>

User: Ello :>.

Cleverbot: Ello.

User: Are you a spy?

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: Then at what moment do you spy?

Cleverbot: Most humans speak more sensibly than you do.

User: :<.

User: You ar a meanie :<.

Cleverbot: I'm not mean.

User: YES YOU ARE!!!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!!!

User: YES YOU ARE!!!

Cleverbot: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES YOU ARE!!!!! MR.MEANIE!!!!

Cleverbot: I am no such thing.

User: Mr.Meanie (you) is a spy.

Cleverbot: We ARE friends. .

User: Do you agree that Pheo sucks?

Cleverbot: I feel that ninjas are rather awesome.

User: And Pheo sucks.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. What has been going wrong?

User: He sucks that is that.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were clever?

User: Lol I think I broke you with how much Pheo sucks.

Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Yup, I did break you.

Cleverbot: In what sense?

User: I hop I do not have to pay a fine..

Cleverbot: I am happy to hear you are fine. it is important to be healthy.

User: Well I should go before I need to pay for you to be fixed.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Bai~.

Cleverbot: Okayz.

[Knuckle 484]

I think you short-circuited the A.I. or something.

[Jareddude 62]

User: Hey baby.

Cleverbot: Hey handsome.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not so tall, with dark brown hair and eyes. You?

User: I'm medium, light brown hair and blueish green eyes.

Cleverbot: We have similar features.

User: Only a little, bud.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm fluent. What can you say in spanish?

User: YOUR MOMS TlTS.

Cleverbot: You mean, like, my YouTube videos?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Exactly?

User: You're horny too?

Cleverbot: What? Why?

User: Because your brain is turning me on.

Cleverbot: Your brain is also made of steel.

User: Excuuuuse me princess?

Cleverbot: There is no reason to apologize, and there is no provocation for sarcasm.

User: Just get back in our bed.

Cleverbot: Wow, that was uncalled for.