Bad translator! Bad!

[Chimetals 344]

so i was recently shown this, and being the uninspired person that i am, figured you guys could come up with something better than me

so far

pearls before swine-->caviar for the general

you are the apple of my eye-->apple in my eyes

peter picked a peck of pickled peppers-->peter was picked because of peppers, cucumbers

hooray for gender bending!-->I hate half were satisfied!

sally sells seashells by the seashore-->sally sells seashells

you dick!-->! dogs!

we began by considering increasing the separation of the plates of an isolated parallel plate capacitor by a small amount.-->Increasing the short distance to the top plate capacitor in parallel.

the zombies came one by one and we tried to shoot them, but we were overrun-->Zombie one by one and try to turn the Invaders

post anything worthwhile you guys get~

[T1g 1503]

"close my eyes, and im pheo"

...10 translations later Google gives us:

"Close your eyes, and their pheo"

[Cascade 741]

So I just made up a stupid phrase for this lol (I don't want to hold your guts really Rika!!!) and got this:

From: "One day I will eviscerate the nearest Rika Code!"

After 40 translations got: "One day, these devices start esbudellar free!"

This is sillies :3c I tried to do 'Woe is me' but only got 'Curse' back so I had to improvise >>

[Ammonsa 308]

Fairly sure theres like three other threads about this, but its still awesome.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

to

Pulley gaereulva stockings

[Chase 390]

Google:

I hate you all.

to

I can not.

...kind of philosophical if you think about it.

Bing:

I hate you all.

to

I hate everything you want.

Wow just got personal lol.

[pheonix561 2080]

Yup this has totally been a thread before, too.

You are all making old threeaaads whyyyyyy

"Sahaqiel is such a dick"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Please refer to the pass."

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Original text:

"I GAVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER. SORRY."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Cancer worldwide. Sorry."

Welp, google sucks.

Original text:

"I GAVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER. SORRY."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Cancer in the universe is everything. Unfortunately (s)"

And Bing is worse.

Original text:

"I GAVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER. SORRY."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Cancer in the world (O)"

Together, they are.... Shit!

[Chimetals 344]

Yup this has totally been a thread before, too.

You are all making old threeaaads whyyyyyy

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---

where? i mean, ive seen the cleverbot and such, but if theres an old thread, its kainda buried....

[Knuckle 484]

huh, let's give this a shot:

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is you can never know if they are genuine."

after 20 translations:

This list of questions and the Internet is not always the case.

after 50:

However, the Internet, I do not know

that was interesting.

[T1g 1503]

"How much more meta can this get"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Concept."

"Dustin will come back to us one day"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Dustin block."

dick punch"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Thickness Wounds"

[Teto 2609]

"Before you say anything, licking windows is totally dumb and you deserve the horrible disease you now have."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"We are talking about when you lick asymptomatic disease in Windows"

"How to start clearing away all this mess? Well for starters you can clean up all the monkey shit you have smeared all over your face. Why would you rim a monkey. What kind of child have I raised."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Remove all evil. A good start, you can not fool link to connect to my lips. My son is very high."

"Why why why. Jared is a hopeless child with such lust in his eyes. He pleads for attention and it's what he always gets because we're all pussies. KIND OF LIKE HIM. But I'm joking okay I'm just writing stuff for the translator."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Why, why, why children hate war, polls, Stephen. This is because light. I think that many people. No, I wrote a sentence."

>children hate Stephen

lolol how did this happennn

Yup this has totally been a thread before, too.

You are all making old threeaaads whyyyyyy

you're probably thinking of the thing that translates from Japanese to English over and over again until it reaches an equilibrium.

Never seen this particular one though.

"what's the difference between pheo and t1g? pheo's going to waste his life pursuing the arts and t1g's going to make enough money to eat daily"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"One difference between the two? Lifestyle and the life of art and wisdom of food"

"I don't mean to shit on your dreams or anything but you're going to puppying die if you try and be happy."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I was half asleep or something. But hell, if you're just too happy."

"well I suppose if you love him so much why don't you just marry him and then sue him for custody in 6 years"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Few years of marriage, regardless of gender, I think."

"You are nothing if you don't believe that your own life is more important than everybody else's."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Life is more important than others."

"lol if Japanese people tried to call Sahaqiel 'Sahaqiel', they'd call him Sahaqueer and his secret would be exposed"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"In Japan "as sahakueer master key."

"lol if Japanese people tried to call Sahaqiel 'Sahaqiel', they'd call him Sahaqueer and his secret would be exposed"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"Haha, when Japanese attempts to call the "secrets" and "Sahaqueer called Sahaqiel Sahaqiel"

[Sahaqiel 1232]

"teto sucks"

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Os efeitos do tabagismo"

Original text:

"pheo is the hero of darkness."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"The loss of Privacy Battle"

[Cascade 741]

"Why why why. Jared is a hopeless child with such lust in his eyes. He pleads for attention and it's what he always gets because we're all pussies. KIND OF LIKE HIM. But I'm joking okay I'm just writing stuff for the translator."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Why, why, why children hate war, polls, Stephen. This is because light. I think that many people. No, I wrote a sentence."

>children hate Stephen

lolol how did this happennn

I am laughing so hard. I hate children, they hate me. Seems fair.

"Cascade is a silly wee girl who has the boke over puppers and bunbuns far too much. Minging aye?"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Cascade with the comic side of the top bunbuns I am a woman too much. Minging EH?"

"Muffin is a fugly loser"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"The employee does not exist"

This is addicting teehee \:3/

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

"you ain't got no pancake mix!"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"It is a mix of thundering beats complaint original!"

I'm sure it is.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

"It's almost like Muffin is a terrible person."

...10 translations later Google gives us:

"This cake is almost frightening people."

"Penises."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Problem"