Memorable #Zelda moments/quotes

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10:48:26 PM - Miss_Medli: I thought we as a society evolved past dick and fart jokes.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

[01:05:44] <%Fierce_Muffin> I think we should all watch Girlfriend though
[01:05:47] <%Fierce_Muffin> "An anime adaptation of the mobile game 'Girlfriend (Kari)', a game where the player has a girlfriend, has been announced."
[01:06:19] <&Double45> lol
[01:06:41] <%Fierce_Muffin> http://myanimelist.net/anime/24855/Girlfriend_%28Kari%29/characters
[01:06:45] <%Fierce_Muffin> All them voice actors though
[01:06:53] <&Double45> oh man
[01:06:55] <&Double45> thats a lot of waifus
[01:07:05] <%Fierce_Muffin> That's a LOT of waifus
[01:07:21] <&Double45> a literal lot
[01:07:47] <+Ganny> "wait, guys"
[01:07:50] <+Ganny> "why not make a show"
[01:07:56] <+Ganny> "where EVERY character is a waifu"
[01:08:01] <+Ganny> "omg genius"
[01:08:02] <%Fierce_Muffin> Ahaha
[01:08:03] <+Ganny> "omg i know"

[Double45 164]

10:48:26 PM - Miss_Medli: I thought we as a society evolved past dick and fart jokes.

 

And then like five seconds later Medli proceeds to insult Muffin with his dick as the basis

 

<Miss_Medli> Muff, you wou;dn't know real humor if it jumped up and bit you on the end of your puppying dick.

<%Fierce_Muffin> What if my penis has no end

<Miss_Medli> Your penis ended before it was born.

Edited 11 Sep 2014 by Double45 (see edit history)

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[22:51] * Miss_Medli ([email protected]) has joined #zelda

[22:52] <Miss_Medli> Buncha cheating whores on ygopro tonight.

[22:53] <Miss_Medli> Had one guy who rigged his deck to get Exodia on his first draw.

[22:53] <Miss_Medli> EVERY

[22:53] <Miss_Medli> SINGLE

[22:53] <Miss_Medli> TIME

[22:54] <Sahaqiel> how does one do that

[22:55] <Miss_Medli> That's what I'd like to puppying know.

[22:57] <%Fierce_Muffin> Medli

[22:57] <%Fierce_Muffin>

[22:57] <%Fierce_Muffin> ^

[22:57] <Sahaqiel> v

[22:57] <Sahaqiel> don't do that

[22:57] <%Fierce_Muffin> "Return what to who"

[22:58] <%Fierce_Muffin> This is literally my motto

[22:58] <Miss_Medli> Fierce_Muffin, I don't like Spongebob.

[22:58] * Fierce_Muffin sets mode: +b *!*@hidden-iv0lkh.asm.bellsouth.net

[22:58] * Miss_Medli was kicked by Fierce_Muffin (Fierce_Muffin)

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10:43:46 PM - Fierce_Muffin has been kicked by Miss_Medli: Ignore THIS, ass-wipe.
10:43:46 PM - Fierce_Muffin entered the room.
10:43:46 PM - Mode +h for Fierce_Muffin set by Navi.
10:43:47 PM - ChanServ: Sahaqiel changed Miss_Medli's access to HOP.
10:43:47 PM - Mode -o for Miss_Medli set by Navi.
10:43:59 PM - Users connected from locations matching *!*@hidden-iv0lkh.asm.bellsouth.net have been banned by Fierce_Muffin.
10:43:59 PM - Channel mode +b set by Fierce_Muffin.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

<Kibblo> who did i rek

<&Double45> muffin?

<%Fierce_Muffin> Who's that

<&Double45> a pufn

<%Fierce_Muffin> Go home

[Sahaqiel 1232]

* Sahaqiel wraps his tongue around sello like a scarf and makes sello evolve into greninja

<+Sello> why this

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<Ganny> http://www.ssbwiki.com/Up_aerial

<Ganny> falcone and ganondorf are both described as having CIRCLE KICKS

<Ganny> which is a phrase that gets my testosterone PUMPING

<Ganny> CIRCLE KICK

<Ganny> say it with me

<Ganny> CIRCLE KICK

<Ganny> UGH

<Ganny> KISS ME HARD

* Sahaqiel kisses ganny soft

<Ganny> NO

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[21:11:45] <@Nabe> P. sure I can't stand the controls or my tiny 2DS screen, from the demo alone

[21:11:51] <%Fierce_Muffin> ^

[21:11:57] <%Fierce_Muffin> Wii U master race here

 

lol'd until my eyes watered

[Sahaqiel 1232]

* Sahaqiel attaches turbo thrusters to muffin's shoes, causing him to thrust upwards

<%Fierce_Muffin> Please

<Sahaqiel> can we not

<Sahaqiel> i cant even

<Sahaqiel> dYING XXDDDDDDD

<%Fierce_Muffin> Please

<Sahaqiel> i'm so done xDDDDDddDDdDDDdDDDddDDDdd

* You were kicked by Fierce_Muffin (Fierce_Muffin)

[Fierce Muffin 490]

[23:12:06] <&Double45> nabe said he would cut me and saha out of his life if we ever said bab again
[23:12:17] <%Fierce_Muffin> He said that only when you're here
[23:12:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> We can bab all we want while he's away
[23:12:27] <&Double45> lol
[23:12:58] <&Double45> when the nabs away, the babs will play
[23:13:09] <Sahaqiel> YEH

[Ganny 285]

We have a new regular called TheBigT2000, this is him

 

<TheBigT2000> What would you do if you woke up and you were Robin Williams?

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<TheBigT2000> What would you do if you were walking down the street and some guy just starts raping you?

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<TheBigT2000> What would you do if you woke up one morning, and Ganondorf walks into your room and says "Wake up sleepyhead, your mother and I just made pancakes."

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<TheBigT2000> What would you do if you woke up one morning, and Zelda walks into your room and says "Wake up sweety, your father and I just made pancakes."

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TheBigT2000> What would you do if you woke up one morning, and Link walks into your room and says "Hyah ha hyeeah, hyeh yehaha hye h hyah hyua hyeyeuah."

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<TheBigT2000> I know this is a weird question, but what would you do if you woke up, and you had the opposite gender's genetalia?

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<TheBigT2000> What would you do if you bought a cat, went to sleep, and woke up the next morning and the cat turned into a hot, human girl?

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<TheBigT2000> What would you do if you bought a cat, went to sleep, and woke up the next morning and the cat turned into a hot, human girl in heat?

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<Ganny> What would you do if you woke up and your bed was a hot cat girl

<Sahaqiel> what would you do if you woke up and your mom was a hot cat

<TheBigT2000> Those are just random questions I like to ask

<Double45> What would you do if you woke up and your cat was a girl

<Sahaqiel> What would you do if you woke up and you were asleep

<TheBigT2000> What would you do if a bunch of assholes in a chatroom gang up on you?

 

(-----s indicate the PASSAGE OF TIME)

[Sahaqiel 1232]

<Fierce_Muffin> It's just to point out MAL's inability to be changed its structure, Shaq

<Sahaqiel> yeah, I don't have the ability to be changed its structure either

<Sahaqiel> , Shaq

<Fierce_Muffin> Uh

<Sahaqiel> do you really not...

<Fierce_Muffin> I really not

<Sahaqiel> can you really not... even

<%Fierce_Muffin> Please

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[21:11:45] <@Nabe> P. sure I can't stand the controls or my tiny 2DS screen, from the demo alone

[21:11:51] <%Fierce_Muffin> ^

[21:11:57] <%Fierce_Muffin> Wii U master race here

 

lol'd until my eyes watered

 

 

for reference though it's actually great and I was wrong

[Sahaqiel 1232]

<Fierce_Muffin> I downloaded Royksopp album, Shaq

<Fierce_Muffin> Woah

<Fierce_Muffin> WOAH

<Fierce_Muffin> THIS SONG

<Fierce_Muffin> Is

<Fierce_Muffin> One of the songs

<Fierce_Muffin> Nujabes used

<Sahaqiel> Eple?

<Fierce_Muffin> Eple

<Sahaqiel> yeah

* Nabe has joined #zelda

<Sahaqiel> I mentioned that directly to you when you linked it to me...

<Sahaqiel> I was like huh Nujabes is mixing Eple in here, dude knows what's up...

<Fierce_Muffin> Yeah, but no

<Fierce_Muffin> Now I can put this in my favorites as well as Nujabes

<Nabe> "Nujabes"

<Nabe> This is taking the offensive nicknames to a new level, guys