things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[=Zoe= 3]

That was really cool.

Talon: Malon, I have to tell you something... Ingo is your father

[HeroFlame 0]

That was really cool.

Talon: Malon, I have to tell you something... Ingo is your father

haha good one

Zelda: Link.. I'm pregnant

[=Zoe= 3]

I'll reply your idea HeroFlame.

Link: Who's the father?

Zelda: You drank too much that night, didn't you?

or...

Link: Who's the father?

Zelda: ehm... Gandondorf...

Link: What?!

Zelda: You were really late to rescue me...

[Centauri 0]

Link: Who's the father?

Zelda: ehm... Gandondorf...

Link: What?!

Zelda: You were really late to rescue me...

Gannondorf: I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

Here is my handle, here is my spout!

Link: Umm... Shouldn't we be, like, fighting, or something?

Gannondorf: I AM TOO A TEAPOT!

Navi: ...

*hides in Link's hat*

((Random thing that came off the top of my head))

[=Zoe= 3]

That was wicked.

Epona: [Thinking] I hate that stupid song! [/Thinking]

[Skull Kid 0]

*Gerudo warrior to Link*

Gerudo Warrior- You are now a new gerudo male.

Link-wtf are you talking about?

Gerudo- pucker up im sick of having to maek out with Gannondorf ot feel good and I aint taking the other options...

Link-What!

[Relean 1]

Random Voice, talking to Link:

In Soviet Hyrule, Princess Zelda saves YOU!

[Hauptschwert 0]

Random Voice, talking to Link:

In Soviet Hyrule, Princess Zelda saves YOU!

LOL nice one, lets see..

Ganon: You know.. I never used to be evil.. I used to roam around daisy patches all day picking beautiful flowers for my dearest mommy.....

Link:

Ganon: And then *starts crying* one day... this mean boy... burned down the daisies...

[=Zoe= 3]

Link: You know, sometimes I'd like to sleep...

[Relean 1]

Redead: I see dead people... Oh, wait... I am dead. Ironic...

[=Zoe= 3]

Redead: I see dead people... Oh, wait... I am dead. Ironic...

Hahahaha!

Postman: Run, run, run, run, run OMG! Is that a cow?!

[Hauptschwert 0]

King Of Red Lions: OH MY GOD!! TERMITES!!!!

[=Zoe= 3]

Niko: I was trying to get myself into the Great Sea Idol and ended here in a pirate's ship!

[Koltem 0]

Gannondorf: I do not know why, but there is a sudden urge within my heart to do something I've never attempted to do in the history of Hyrule!! I WILL............... DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahaha!!! Mwahahahamwhahahahahaha!! Mwahahahaahahahahaha!! Hahaha-hahaha-hahahahaha-hahahahaha-mwahahaha! Ah, that was refreshing.

[Mao 0]

*random skulltula fall infront of Link*

Link: OMG, SPIDER!!!!!!! *runs and hides*

Mido: Its just a SPIDER.

Link: Its gonna EAT me! *sob*