things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[=Zoe= 3]

Link: I wonder why the Deku Babas are shaking all the time...

Deku Baba: Because... I'm... Cold...

Link: Oh!

[Power2TheToonLink! 0]

Tingle: You know, I think that I might not be a fairy. If I could get more money from the mapmaking industry, I could afford a bigger ballon and a fairy. You see, my income is about 100r per week. But my outgoings are 150r per week. Maybe I should cut down on ballon polish, paper, and Annoying Spray...

[=Zoe= 3]

Mystical voice: You've got the Magic Armor!!! (don't go to Las Vegas with it)

Link: Why not?

Mystical voice: You don't want to know

Link: *goes to vegas* AAAH! *returns from Vegas*

Mystical voice: you're poor right?

Link: yeah

[I'm the next hero of time. 0]

(form before i didnt mean to offend you or anything i think its awlsome! ^__^)

[HeroFlame 0]

Mystical voice: You've got the Magic Armor!!! (don't go to Las Vegas with it)

Link: Why not?

Mystical voice: You don't want to know

Link: *goes to vegas* AAAH! *returns from Vegas*

Mystical voice: you're poor right?

Link: yeah

hahahaha!

[=Zoe= 3]

(form before i didnt mean to offend you or anything i think its awlsome! ^__^)

Oh don't worry. I like singing, so I like posting things about singing .

My last post just came like a... mystical voice hehe

[The Minish Link 1]

That was wicked.

Epona: [Thinking] I hate that stupid song! [/Thinking]

Hmm...

WW Link: %&$#@! @#$%&!&%$#@!

WW Link's Grandma: &$#@ YOU LINK!!!! THIS IS AN E - RATED GAME!!!!!!!!!

WW LINK: %$#@ YOU!!!!!!!! *TAKES OUT MACHETE, SLICES HER IN HALF, BLOOD COMES OUT*

Whoa...I was a bit too graphic Wasn't I?

[Power2TheToonLink! 0]

Great Fairy: Get your own magic you lazy bum! now play that lullaby for me. I need my beauty rest.

[eyeoftruth 2]

Link: yeah...

did link just talk ?

[=Zoe= 3]

Link: yeah...

did link just talk ?

That's brilliant!!!

I almost fell from my chair!!!

That's just great!!!

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This takes place in OoT:

Great Fairy of Power: I'll give you magic power *gives magic power to link*

Link: Yeah!!! [singing] I've got the power [/singing]

[fenderboy 0]

Link- ok Gannon, that tears it. I'm getting a restraining order

[Relean 1]

*Link and Ganondorf engage in a fierce battle. After hours of ferocious fighting, Link pushes Ganondorf who falls down and hits his head with a rock.*

Ganondorf: *cries* That was not in the script, Link!

Link: ...

[True Gamer 19]

*Link gets to hyrule castle, and looks at all the stairs. Looks around a bit*

Link: Where's the elevator?

[Hauptschwert 0]

Link: Hmmm gannon's turned into a Giant 30 ft. tall monster with acid breath, horns, and a tail that can crush stones...

Welllllll See yah Zelda good luck with that..

[Mao 0]

Minda: Hey Link, Im NAKED!

Link: ......HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!