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Kill the chicken.

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Kill the chicken.

 

listen in on the conversation those hoodlums are having with the old man, and rescue him from the potential mugging

 

WARNING: BLOOD AND GORE

 

The first idea to pop into your head is to kill the chicken.

 

So you do.

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However, you also notice two hoodlums possibly mugging a man. So, as discreetly as you can, you walk over and hide behind a bush, blood swishing in your boots the whole way.

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"Give us all your money, old man!" you overhear.

 

How do you react?

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Shake down the old man. Teach the hoodlums how to REALLY mug someone, city guard style

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Shake down yourself. Show those hoodlums how it's done.

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shake down the hoodlums, clearly they haven't learned proper style.

 

if necessary, punch them in the snout to establish superiority

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(Sorry for the absence. I had a busy Saturday. Then I took my mother out for dinner).

 

Shake down the old man. Teach the hoodlums how to REALLY mug someone, city guard style

 

You decide to join the thugs in their mugging of the old man. After all, you're a guard. Top of the food chain. The macho-est macho man. The big ench-

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Wait, what's that book?

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Little did Richard know, the old man was actually a powerful sorcerer! Before Dick can react, the man casts a spell on the three of you.

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When the magic fades, you and the thugs find you have changed shape. "Cunts." the wizard says as he struts away.

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You are faced with a dilemma. You find you can no longer speak. You should probably break the curse.

 

How do you proceed?

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thats what happens when you mess with

 

The Wizard B)

 

Switch to the wizard's point of view.

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attack the wizard again. Never give up!

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thats what happens when you mess with

 

The Wizard B)

 

Switch to the wizard's point of view.

 

You are a powerful wizard. With a limitless supply of power coming forth from both your mind and your books, you are unstoppable.

 

However, because of your elegant mastery over the arcane arts, you constantly change shape and appearance. You have long lost your original form and name.

 

What do you call yourself now?

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Archmagician Dinkleballad

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Dumbshit Megashit-dumb

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Martin Broadcloak

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Dick Richardson

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Archmagician Dinkleballad

 

Martin Broadcloak

 

You are Archmagician Martin "Dinkleballad" Broadcloak. Perhaps someday you shall delve into the epic fantasy adventure available for $9.99 that reveals how you got your nickname. But not today.

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As a powerful practitioner of magic, you have to freedom to do whatever you want. You were just on the way into town to get a shiny red apple to satiate your appetite. You have accomplished this and were just about to move on to your next task.

 

...which is?

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Mischief

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