An MS Paint Adventure

[T1g 1503]

Shenanigans

[Knuckle 484]

search for the legendary Staff of Perpetual Happiness

[Marquis 9]

search for the legendary Staff of Perpetual Happiness

You have decided to start a new quest - to find the legendary "Staff of Perpetual Happiness." This staff is said to have brought great happiness to lords and ladies throughout the ages - even as they were being killed by people who sought the staff themselves. Kind of creepy if you think about it too much, really.

 

You find your way to a nearby tavern that you have come to like, in order to begin planning your quest.

 

You take out your map of the region. After a quick review, you decide that it could be in one of several locations. Ah! Just what you've been waiting for. A good dungeon crawl! Now to decide which place to investigate first...

 

Your choices are:

1.) Forest of Intense Hallucinations

2.) Tower of The Spectral Lemur

3.) Desert of the Eight Parched Dukes

4.) King Bart's Castle

5.) Shack of Doom

 

Where shall you try first?

Edited 14 May 2014 by Marquis (see edit history)

[Knuckle 484]

Gotta be that Tower of the Spectral Lemur

[pheonix561 2080]

bullshit go to the shack of doom

[Knuckle 484]

Turn Pheo into a newt and then go to the Tower of the Spectral Lemur

[T1g 1503]

I am 90% sure it isn't in the shack of doom

 

which is exactly why you are checking there first. Its closest to you anyway

[Knuckle 484]

ew why look in a place that has "Doom" in its name i want to see the Lemur first

[Marquis 9]

Shack of Doom: 2

Tower of the Spectral Lemur: 1

 

You decide to first check the Shack of Doom!

 

Although you told yourself you'd never return to such a dreadful place, you can't remember why because it was so terrible that you have repressed it harder than you've repressed anything. And you were beaten as a child.

 

You proceed to the shack.

 

You require a way to get inside. But you're not sure.... what should you try first?

 

Meanwhile...

 

You wake up inside the cell. Perhaps it is time for The Number One Homo to escape! Although you were kind of eager to drop... nevermind.

 

How should you plan this great escape?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Knock a guard over the head and swipe his key.

[Necropolis 763]

Blast the door open with magic

Demand to see the local magistrate

[Marquis 9]

Blast the door open with magic

Demand to see the local magistrate

Mustering all your might, you valiantly whine at the guards, demanding to see the head magistrate immediately.

 

Your efforts pay off, as after several minutes of them kicking you in the stomach, they get fed up you and decide to just call the magistrate, and assemble a courtroom.

 

However, the guards were unable to locate the head magistrate. He must be on vacation or something. Maybe he's dead. Who knows. But, in lieu of the magistrate, they instead chose the handsomest man in town to judge you. This guy.

 

"Homer. You are accused to roughhousing and general tom-foolery, as well as attempting to intimidate the guards. What do you have to say in your defense?" the handsome man asks, with a hair flip.

 

Meanwhile...

 

Gathering all your magic power, you prepare a powerful swipe at the door. This should take it down!

 

Although it was your most powerful swiping-type spell, it had no effect on the door. There must be some strange protective sorcery at work here...

 

 

What is your next attempt to get inside?

Edited 16 May 2014 by Marquis (see edit history)

[Necropolis 763]

Defense: I am a victim of the rampant corruption found in the town guard, why, on the way here I heard one of them tried to accost a frail old man, with a group of hooligans!

Meanwhile, Martin decides he should maybe talk to the lady or something