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An MS Paint Adventure

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I think we both know why you're here.

 

It's time for an MS Paint adventure, constructed from old video game sprites.

 

Let's start out at your house. You are sitting out front, wasting the day away by not doing anything productive. What a dick.

 

What is your name?

 

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El Homo Numero Uno

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Richard (Dick)

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El Homo Numero Uno

Él Hốmṍ Nứméró Únǿ is the name! However, since none of your friends understand a lick of Spanish, they call you "Homer" for short.

 

 

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Now you must decide what to do to get off your lazy ass. Visit the Princess in the castle, or go into the village?

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wouldn't they hear "omo" since the H is silent in Spanish

 

where does "homer" come from then???

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Make out with the rock. Any of the rocks.

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Go to the village go to the village. This is my adventure, move over folks.

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Go find your doomed uncle

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Go to the village go to the village. This is my adventure, move over folks.

Make out with the rock. Any of the rocks.

In a fit of fiery passion, your loins are set aflame by the sight of a nearby rock. You can no longer hold your feelings back, and you rush to kiss it.

 

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However, you quickly realize what a weirdo sicko you are, and suppress your Geophilia.

 

You quickly sprint to the village.

 

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You arrive at the village. It is bustling with activity. There are many you can speak to. What do you do?

 

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(Sorry for the wait. I tried using photoshop but decided my skills with paint were better).

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For something like this, where you have all the sprite sheets, paint is literally all you need.

-Pick a fight with the dudes with swords

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throw a pot at one of the swordsmen.

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For something like this, where you have all the sprite sheets, paint is literally all you need.

-Pick a fight with the dudes with swords

You approach the guards, confident in your ability to defeat them despite your lack of training and/or weapons.

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Somehow, in a way you will never be able to comprehend, they defeat you in less than four seconds. You are thrown in jail, and fall unconscious.

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You are a guard. Your whole life was spent preparing to serve as a... guard... and performing guardly duties. What is your name?

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Richard (dick)

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Your name is Richard, or Dick for short. Not a short dick! Hahahaha... ha... *cough*... hm.

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Today is your first day on duty. There are many things happening in the village. What do you investigate?

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listen in on the conversation those hoodlums are having with the old man, and rescue him from the potential mugging

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