1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

[_i_am_midna_ 0]

516) Get his brother to stab him in his sleep

[Goron Merchant 1]

517) "Bump" him with your car.

[SoulSwordx 0]

518)Cover him with deer blood and shove him in a lion's cage

lol

[Ryu 7]

517) "Bump" him with your car.

XD

519)Put him infront of Pepper(my cat)with cat food sttatched to his face, he'll be dead in notime.

(SHE'S FOOD OBSESSED!!!)

[Adr990 2]

520) Wait until he dies

521) sitting on his face until he dies 0_0

522) Let Mastershief kill him xD

[Na Riknia 4]

523-924,567: leave him to me

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[real link 0]

523)give him the bomb mask

524)burie him in those fake rupee enemies

525)throw him at ganon's beast form

526)fuse a gold rupee to his back hill kill himself in frustration

527)lock him in a room full of redeads.it will be painful AND humiliating at the same time!

528)hit cuccos a whole bunch of times and say tingle did it

529)tell tingle that ganondorf has 1000000000 rupees in his walet, and he's willing to give it to him.i think you all know the rest.

530)tell him that snails eat fairys

531)send him to the shop in ordon village.the shopkeeper will kill him with her ugly features, and the cat will tear his face apart:)

532) lock him in a very cramped cage with those baby dodongos

533)put him in a sack with a angry rabid cat and a angry rabid dog

534)FEED HIM TO THE SARLAAC!!!!!

535)glue navi to his ear, and plug the other one

536)lock him in a room with wall masterXD

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[Anon 0]

537) have Wario fart on him.

[real link 0]

537) have Wario fart on him.

lol

538)simply whop his head off

[Anon 0]

539) smash him with the megaton hammer.

[Na Riknia 4]

540:Tie him up with a jumpercable with one end hook to his central nervous line and the other to a car and just hit the gas.

[JayRAWR1 0]

sneak behin him get a sword and cut his head off!

[Ryu 7]

542)Throw him to the Kracken!

Woa...Haven't used that smiley in forever....

[SoulSwordx 0]

543)steal EVERY RUPEE ON HYRULE in a shark tank, he will be greedy and jump it it

[JayRAWR1 0]

( 541) sneak behin him get a sword and cut his head off!