1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

[Dark Young Link 0]

542)whip him until he dies

Edited 19 Apr 2008 by Fourswords (see edit history)

[Ryu 7]

546) make him play the Nocturn of Shadow on a wooden Ocarina Don't give him ANY weapons, just a purple rupee.

[Mao 0]

547) Cut off his toungue and throw it into a meat grinder. Then tie him to Epona and make her run around and drag him into rocks until his brain massively hemorrages.

[bellumslayer 0]

548) use the fireball justu if he is still living use the rasengan

if hes still living use the chidori

Edited 19 Apr 2008 by bellumslayer (see edit history)

[real link 0]

548) use the fireball justu if he is still living use the rasengan

if hes still living use the chidori

dude that was brutal

549)put a angry pig in his pants

[Anon 0]

stick him in a room with nothing but a pistol with one shot and 99 tonedeaf yodelers.

[SoulSwordx 0]

ouch!

and plz label number

550) I"LL MAKE SCENE

tingle:hi mister fair-

me:Shut up

Tingle:-ry.Oh b-

Me:Shut up

Tingle:Tingle will kill youi using h-

Me: shut up

Tingle:-is magic words

Me:*Thinks*

Tingle:Tingle Tin-

me:I said shut up you deku-nut face*staples his mouth*

Tingle:says saying he mummers,"Moo Moo Ima!

Me: *punch him until he dies*

[real link 0]

ouch!

and plz label number

550) I"LL MAKE SCENE

tingle:hi mister fair-

me:Shut up

Tingle:-ry.Oh b-

Me:Shut up

Tingle:Tingle will kill youi using h-

Me: shut up

Tingle:-is magic words

Me:*Thinks*

Tingle:Tingle Tin-

me:I said shut up you deku-nut face*staples his mouth*

Tingle:says saying he mummers,"Moo Moo Ima!

Me: *punch him until he dies*

lol

551)tell king deku scrub tingle kidnapped his daughter

[bellumslayer 0]

152)

useand again

and againyou can tell i hate tingle

Edited 20 Apr 2008 by bellumslayer (see edit history)

[real link 0]

152)

useand again

and againyou can tell i hate tingle

indeed

153)lock him in a room with a parrot and put a big wall of bars between them so then basically hill drive himself insane

[real link 0]

shuv a powder keg down his throat

Edited 20 Apr 2008 by real link (see edit history)

[Mao 0]

155) Pour scalding hot coffee all over him until his skin is burnt off. If that doesnt work, pour scalding hot ramen down his throat and burn his internal organs!

[Ryu 7]

556)Make him eat a hundred year old chocolate cake that was baking in the sun. The staleness will kill him...or drive him insane...

[real link 0]

556)Make him eat a hundred year old chocolate cake that was baking in the sun. The staleness will kill him...or drive him insane...

lol

557)blast him with the fire rod

[SoulSwordx 0]

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