1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

[bellumslayer 0]

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9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*ININITY skyscraper and jump off it and land on him with ultimate chidori and rasengun!And a axe!

nice i love the chidori and resengun!

rip his maps call him ugly and kick him and kick sand into his mouth and force him to watch barnyi am evil!

[Final Hyrule Finale 0]

611: short an simple feed him to Morpheel

[Malinko 0]

612: Put Him in a blender

[Mao 0]

613: Get me angry and make him cross my path. >__> No more Tingle.

[Young Link Addict 67]

614) Shoot him with a crossbow.

[Linox 28]

615: Release the Cuccos.

[bellumslayer 0]

616)

use the on him then use a gun on him take link's finalsmash on him then he go B00M!!!!

[eyeoftruth 2]

617) Tie him to a chair and make him listen to German pop-music.

[Goron Merchant 1]

618) Make him go on a mission with Slippy and he'll do the rest.

619) Ask him to play in traffic with you!

620) Have an awkward somewhat closer than friends relationship with him, then attend a boarding school in England for boys only and get him to jump out of the tree by the river with you. While he's at the edge of the branch with you, shake it enough for him to fall, but not for the people below to notice you shaking the tree. His leg along with his dreams of becoming an athlete will be shattered. Eventually that jerk Leper and a few other guys will attempt to crack the mystery of why he fell. When they get it out of you, Tingle will run from the room in denial of his own friend doing such a horrible thing to him. On the way out Tingle will slip and seriously injure both of his legs. Two days later the doctor will inform you that while he was fixing a broken bone, the bone marrow shot up into his heart; killing him instantly. Join the England's World War II infantry and write a book about the incident entitled, 'A Separate Peace."

[Dark Young Link 0]

621:Destroy his Island!

Edited 29 Jun 2008 by Dark Young Link (see edit history)

[Metroid133 0]

622) Have him look in a mirror

[Goron Merchant 1]

OoOOoohhh!~ BURN!

[Final Hyrule Finale 0]

623) tell him that if he eats a tazer he will win rupees

[bellumslayer 0]

623) tell him that if he eats a tazer he will win rupees

Good one

624)

Tell him if he jumps in a volcano he gets a magic cookie that will help him sell maps

and when hes dead will will have a party with music

[Dark Young Link 0]

625:Just leave him in jail.