Posted 3 Sep 2006 Granted, but they are poisoned with wood alcohol and you die a slow, painful, and agonizing death in front of the world on international television and it's broadcasted over the internet for people to laugh at your pitiful death for generations to come. I wish I could move things with my mind and had such powers over PsyCore and telekenesis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 But you kill all of your loved ones and yourself when trying to move a metor away from the earth. I wish that i had my childhood back (unlike MJ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 So we just keep ruining each other's wishes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 (yeah, you ruin the last person's wish then make a wish of your own in the same post.) Granted, but your childhood totally stinks and there's no way out of it. (specifically: toilet water. Lots and lots of toilet water. :blink: ) I wish I was really the Sage of the Subconcious Mind instead of just in the "What Sage Would You Be?" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 But you make people do terrible crimes (which i'm NOT going to list) and you get hanged for making those people do those crimes. I wish i sing perfectly to every song i listen too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 But everyone hates you for your beautiful singing voice and they hang you out of jealousy. So sad. I wish I had complete and total control over the Internet!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 you do but the internet police take you away in a strap jacket and lock you in the mental hospital for being insane! *coughhurraycough* I wish I could have a million dollars! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 But i steal it and never give it you back I wish that i wasn't a slave, instead i was a lowly slave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 But then I blow you up with a shoulder mounted heat seeking rocket launcher and nobody cares what kind of slave you are! I wish the Kouranc Council of Supreme Officials would just make up their minds about letting me join! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 But they deny you and make me a high lord in their council I wish that i wasn't afraid of PZ :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 (You have no idea of what the KCSO is, do you? <_< ) You aren't afraid of PZ anymore, but you are scared of me!!!!! I wish I had some means of spreading my word of evil through environmentally friendly recyclable brochures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 (Nope ) But no one takes notice of the notices. I wish that i had full control over Canada and all countries that have borders next to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 But the penguins of Antarctica overthrow you and reign over those countries with an iron wing. I wish people actually knew what the KCSO is. <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 (Ernmm........... Since when did the Artic became Antarctica?) But everyone got confused about what it was. I wish that i had my own F20 UK Fight jet and then i could lay waste to the whole of the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Sep 2006 (Penguins live in Antarctica. Duh.) Granted, but then I lay waste to you with my own, custom, professionally built Secotan starship with several hyperdrive cores and, unlike most, equipped with weapons, both phasers and torpedoes. I wish for....(think of something simple, come on...)....an evil, satanic, buss driving, piano playing, Spanish clown named Pepe!!! AND he has a pet roosterroach with five legs and one wooden one who can sing and dance!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites