Crazy Friend Quotes.

[Chef Nonsense 0]

*Corrupt one sees chef nonsense and walks over to him.*

Corrupt one:What are you doing?

Me:I'm trying to stare this tree down.

Corrupt One:Why?

Me:...

Me:I dunno

Me:BUT

Me:it's on the path...

Corrupt One:and that matters why?

Me:umm... cause it... shouldn't...be....there?

*Corrupt One sighs and walks off*

[Ops 2]

Me:well, it's 4 in the morning so lets-

Nonsense Chef:NO! We will NOT go to bed!

Me:then what should we do?

NC:Let's Play... MKDD!

Me:ah, i dont see why not...

(note: we had been trying to beat 150cc final cup, for about a year now)

*begin to play*

---final race, Star road---

Me:we won't win... *worries*

(note:from this point on, we go insane)

NC: but we have... FRIED LEMONS!Me:Yes, he, the video gaming GOD, shall help us win!

*start 'praying' to fried lemons*

*wins*

Me: YES! WE HAVE FINALLY WON!

NC: so what should we put as the initials?ME: FRL, in honor of the videogaming god that let us win.

*get too tired, go to sleep*

from that day on, we always 'pray' to him when we need help in a video game. seriously.

[=Zoe= 3]

Once I was walking with two friends. I was drinking water and one of my friends said that it had something because I was the only one hyper and I was the only one drinking. Then we were walking in a street, my friend moved a tree to pass and then let it og and it almost hit me

Me: OMG! That three has just tried to kill me!

My friend: yeah... right...

Me: That's right! Didn't you see the knife?

My friend:

It was another time in a drama class sesion

A: Who has a horse?

B: I have one!

A: Who has a horse?

B: I have one!

A: Who has a horse? I will him or her everything that I have... my eyes and even my tongue

B: I said I have one!

[Young Link Addict 67]

This is me and my friend talking about GHIII

My friend:Oh lets get gitar hero 3 dude.

Me:Ok. Lets save our money.

My friend:I don't get an allowence.

Me:Then ask for one.

My friend:I can't I'm playing GHIII.

Me: YOU HAVE GHIII.

[Cat Girl 0]

I've gotten my friend Marissa(Mars) obsessed with InuYasha.

(Breakfast, she had spent the night)

Marissa: The bacon reminds me of InuYasha's outfit...

Me: *hits self on head* Why did I show you InuYasha...CAN'T I MY BACON IN PEACE?!

Mars: Ok.

Me: *Starts eating omlet*

Mars: The cheese in the omlet reminds me of the fuzzy stuff on Tetsugia.

Me: YOU SAID I COULD EAT IN PEACE!

Mars: I said you could eat your bacon in peace.

Me: *bangs head on table over and over*

Mars: And the Apple Cider reminds me of his dark side!

Me: AUGH! *contiues banging head*

[Arcane 12]

I've gotten my friend Marissa(Mars) obsessed with InuYasha.

(Breakfast, she had spent the night)

Marissa: The bacon reminds me of InuYasha's outfit...

Me: *hits self on head* Why did I show you InuYasha...CAN'T I MY BACON IN PEACE?!

Mars: Ok.

Me: *Starts eating omlet*

Mars: The cheese in the omlet reminds me of the fuzzy stuff on Tetsugia.

Me: YOU SAID I COULD EAT IN PEACE!

Mars: I said you could eat your bacon in peace.

Me: *bangs head on table over and over*

Mars: And the Apple Cider reminds me of his dark side!

Me: AUGH! *contiues banging head*

Lol. I have no idea what those references are, but it's funny. xD

[Cat Girl 0]

Lol. I have no idea what those references are, but it's funny. xD

InuYasha.

It's a Japanese anime.

[Arcane 12]

InuYasha.

It's a Japanese anime.

Well, I know whatv the show was, but I haven't seen the show.

[Cat Girl 0]

It's awesome. Mars hated Kagome when I first showed it to her 'cuz Kagome and InuYasha are sooooo made for each other. She loves InuYasha. We always fought over him, so I said I get human InuYasha and she gets normal InuYasha.

[Max 10]

back on topic people!

[eyeoftruth 2]

my friend: wangber'n og eva kan ikke ha hatt seg p

[Joshawott 7]

Samantha: -drops Corn Nuts- Ooh, my nuts.

Me: They went down that low?

...

Mark: Oh my gosh! You know that intersection on Euclid and Division!? I saw a lady peeing on the fire hydrant there!

Mrs. Fozi: Mark, you are different. And special.

...

Me: Why is he -points to special ed. kid- wearing a helmet?

Maria: It's a retard helmet.

Me: Don't say that, that's mean!

Maria: I want a helmet like that.

Me: And make erratic noises and groaning sounds?

Maria: You know it! I wonder what they'll think of me.

Me: They'll point and go, "Retarrrrd!"

Both: -hilarious laughter-

[Cat Girl 0]

My friend has mental disabilities, and wears that helmet. She can't talk, either.

[Young Link Addict 67]

My friend has mental disabilities, and wears that helmet. She can't talk, either.

Wow that's just wow.

[Cat Girl 0]

Wow that's just wow.

She's really nice, but she does make those moaning sounds, and she has a twin with mental disabilites, but she doesn't have to wear the helmet.