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You got your random back. :applause:

Dark Navi:Yea congrates.

Me:how long will you be here?

Dark Navi:For ever

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :cry:

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:unsure:i shall now demonstrate why i am the pschotic grandpa's long lost brother.....

WOOT!WOOT!WOOT! weeeeeeeeeee. flying monkeys with wings fly in te sea! beware! they fling fish poo at you!! beware!!! indeed! they fling fish poo at you!!! beware!!!

five little monkeys swam through the sea.One was named one eye bob,because he lost his eye when his brother billy joe,flung poo in his eye on accident.Then,billy joe caught a fish,he would stomp on the fish and it would shoot poo.so they used it as a weapon.they fed it extra well,and then they robbed banks,stole movies about flying monkeys,and they shot poo at george bush when he was giving a speech.They lived atop mout underwater.where they planned their next poo attack.

bob:who and where do we attack billy joe?

billy joe: ask martion boy,i was never good at stuff like this 'shoots fish poo at target on the wall of cave mountunderwater' haha! bulls eye!

martion boy:attack iraq!! they test monkeys there!! we should get us a whale to shoot the whole country with poo!!

bob:no! we have another brother there attacking people in their beds.he's trying to make every one stink like poo,remember?

billy joe:how about america?

bob:sigh....okay we'll attack america.and we shall make every zoo stink like POO!!!!

after they flew to america they bombed every zoo,they freed the monkey,poo face,and made him a flying monkey too.

THE END

What the heck.... :huh:

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*stabs dark Navi* Ya happy now?

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Haha Panda. Nice. xD

Who would I be considered as? (I'm not really random... so...)

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*stabs dark Navi* Ya happy now?

I tried that she comes back to life...I have an idea *grabs bottle* hahahahahahhahahhahaha.

Dark Navi:yuk old soup form 2003 *pukes in bottle.*

Me:EWWWWWWWWWW *Lets her out* oh well can't be that bad.

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:unsure: saria_kokiri is the...........50th cousin twice removed who makes bombdiggidy videos....

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YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MINE!

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Can I be the insane hormonal teenager named Jimmy? :D

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Can I be the insane hormonal teenager named Jimmy? :D

Fine, i guess...

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I think we all know who I am. I'm the rich, sophisticated uncle who has shiny cars, a shiny house, and shiny teeth. But at night, I am a completely different person, roaming the streets, fighting off evildoers with my shiny super powers. I fight off intergalactically evil masterminds with none other than my trusty sidekick, Old Kentucky Fishman. (Think goldfish with a mask. Wonder who he could be . . ?)

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Psh. All G33 did was explain the truth.

I'll be the adopted Grand Daddy!@!!

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:o_o: Adopted...? I don't want to know, do I?

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Then I'll tell you! :joy:

Well, when the last Grand Daddy (We'll call him Zuzu) stayed up too late one night, school the next day was hell, a minimal mistake would end up becoming an all-around tragedy. Zuzu was so tired that his grades suffered. Eventually, he dropped out of High School. Due to the drop out, Zuzu had a horrible time finding a good job. Shortly after dropping out, Zuzu ended up on the streets. A hobo. Coincidently, this all happened in the age of the Hobo Murders. A Hobo Murder attempter attempted to get Zuzu, but did not succeed. His family could only pay the hospital bills for so long. Eventually Zuzu was driven out to a random city street and dumped on the sidewalk. There he was, a paralyzed hobo left out in the winter cold. Ashamed; his family abandoned him.

Longing for a new Grand Daddy, Merchant was adopted by the people of Hyrule.net .

And thats the story of that.

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:unsure: saria_kokiri is the...........50th cousin twice removed who makes bombdiggidy videos....

50th cousin twice removed who makes bombdiggidy videos eh? Sure, I could go with that! xD ^_^

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oh,sorry CG,you are the demonic little sister :joy:

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