The "Ironic" Game

[Teto 2609]

A hippy with a chainsaw license

[Gael 1]

A pro-gun-control liberal shooting himself in the foot.

[Kimmy 0]

Irony is ironic.

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

A puerto Rican failing Spanish class.

[Link Player 0]

You break a date with your girlfriend so you can go to the ball game with the guys. When you go to the concession stand, you run into your date who is with another guy.

[Padraig! 103]

You break a date with your girlfriend so you can go to the ball game with the guys. When you go to the concession stand, you run into your date who is with another guy.

No.

Not ironic.

[Link Player 0]

No.

Not ironic.

Are you sure?

[Oliver 0]

Killing someone with a sword.

[Padraig! 103]

Are you sure?

ya

[Susaga 0]

Killing someone with a sword is expected. Killing someone with medicine is ironic.

As the joke said, an irony detector detection everything except irony.

An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.

[Teto 2609]

A homeless Jew...

How vulgar.

[Vadarth X 0]

I read a poem in school called "Irony". It had absolutely no irony in it.

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

lol.

I got one,Mike Tyson

[Magnus 0]

Ironic = Fire by stress release candles

Ironic = Someone successfully breaking into a Security store

Ironic = A Website creator with no internet

Ironic = 0101100 being 0011010

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Edited 23 Mar 2009 by Sauron (see edit history)

[Blockhead 0]

You know whats Ironic puppying a gay guy with a banana in your ass

Edited 26 Mar 2009 by Blockhead (see edit history)