Xylobe

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  1. Posted

    Name: Devon 'Diablo' Draiman

    Age: 18

    Country of Origin: New Zealand

    Powers: perfect imitation skills, telekinesis

    History: He was born in Fairbanks, Alaska, but he moved to New Zealand at the age of 6 months. He lived a happy life until, at the age of 15, his mother was brutally beaten to death by a rapist. His father's mental stability slowly declined afterwards, and, 7 months, 13 days, 5 hours after she was announced dead, his father was found hung in a supply closet at the retirement home where he worked. 2 years and 4 months later, as a high school senior, he noticed a strange tattoo on the back of his right hand (there's a subtle FMA reference for you) along with some strange new talents. He discovered that after witnessing anyone do anything, he became a master of said 'anything.' He earned the nickname 'Diablo' from his peers because it was rumored that he sold his soul to the devil for his powers and, come on, 'Diablo' just sounds so much cooler than 'Devil.'

  6. Posted

    I have no idea.

    I am a fictional character

    I wear a blue & red hat

    A mentally retarded fictional skier wrote a song about me

    My dad and grandpa dress up like the Easter Bunny

  7. Posted

    My first kiss... It was like... I don't remember how many years ago... I was over at a friend's house who was a year older than me, and I kissed him just to annoy him, (I think that's what I said...) and well some how it evolved from there... I'm such a Scorpio...

    I thought your first kiss was with... nevermind. I'm not gonna bring that up here.

    As for me, just like about 60% of the people on this website, I have not had a first kiss.

  9. Posted

    That happens to me a lot. And sometimes, when I'm thinking really hard about something, my body just kind of goes on autopilot and does all the stuff I'd normally do, just like HylianLink15 said.

  14. Posted

    That's terrible. The other guys are just trying to make you feel good. They all have problems, though.

    Keep in mind, It's almost impossible to make anything even half decent on Paint.

  16. Posted

    Even if he doesn't realy deserve to win, and usually he does, he will.

    Even if he doesn't realy deserve to win, and usually he does, he will.

    Even if he doesn't realy deserve to win, and usually he does, he will.

    Sorry, I don't usually do stuff like this, I just thought, "Hey, a typo! Now it's my turn to be an ass!"

  23. Posted

    Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

    :o That's been, like, my motto for a few months now!! Weird...

    Also:

    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the world tries to figure out how the hell you did it.

    !!! I was going to say that!!!!!!!!!

  24. Posted

    Warm yourself by the fire, son,

    And the morning will come soon.

    I’ll tell you stories of a better time,

    In a place that we once knew.

    Before we packed our bags

    And left all this behind us in the dust,

    We had a place that we could call home,

    And a life no one could touch.

    Don’t hold me up now,

    I can stand my own ground,

    I don’t need your help now,

    You will let me down, down, down!

    Don’t hold me up now,

    I can stand my own ground,

    I don’t need your help now,

    You will let me down, down, down!

    Down!

    We are the angry and the desperate,

    The hungry, and the cold,

    We are the ones who kept quiet,

    And always did what we were told.

    But we’ve been sweating while you slept so calm,

    In the safety of your home.

    We’ve been pulling out the nails that hold up

    Everything you’ve known.

    Don’t hold me up now,

    I can stand my own ground,

    I don’t need your help now,

    You will let me down, down, down!

    Don’t hold me up now,

    I can stand my own ground,

    I don’t need your help now,

    You will let me down, down, down!

    So open your eyes child,

    Let’s be on our way.

    Broken windows and ashes

    Are guiding the way.

    Keep quiet no longer,

    We’ll sing through the day,

    Of the lives that we’ve lost,

    And the lives we’ve reclaimed.

    Go!

    Don’t hold me up now,

    I can stand my own ground,

    I don’t need your help now,

    You will let me down, down, down!

    Don’t hold me up now,

    I can stand my own ground,

    I don’t need your help now,

    You will let me down, down, down!

    Don’t hold me up…

    (I don’t need your help, I’ll stand my ground)

    Don’t hold me up…

    (I don’t need your help)

    No! No! No!

    Don’t hold me up!

    (I don’t need your help, I’ll stand my ground)

    Don’t hold me up!

    (I don’t need your help)

    Don’t let me down, down, down, down, down!

    Rise Against - Prayer of the Refugee

  25. Posted

    Sunday 9/26

    8PM

    Fox

    The Simpsons

    Homer is cast as the lead in Comic Book Guy's feature film

    8:30pm

    The Cleveland Show (series premier)

    Cleveland Brown and his son leave Quahog Rhode Island for greener pastures, leading to a chance encounter with his highschool crush.

    9PM

    Family Guy

    Stewie and Brian find themselves tumbling across the multiverse and discover fantastic world including Disneyverse (a reality drawn in the elegance of Disney and where Jews are not welcome), Scienceverse (a hightech Earth where science has advanced lightyears ahead of us (because Christianity never happened) and Dogverse (where Brian-like dogs keep humans on a leash).

    9:30PM

    American Dad

    Veterans day Celebration

    Best night EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!