Dark_One

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we should all play MvM together again, like that one time

The BASE Jumper was mostly created for the Soldier's new weapon, the Air Strike. For Soldier, it's a secondary, but Demos get it as a primary. I haven't had a chance to use any of the new weapons yet, but the Scout's new weapon is pretty ridiculous, and the Demo's new shield is way too good. Get a kill while charging? Charge is instantly filled again :/
 
Also there is a ceiling
 
T1G, why haven't we been playing together, I'm always down for TF2. Always. Except during the weekdays, I'm only available from 8 am (Central) to 12 pm :/
 
Pheo hurry your butt up and get a good pc so we can play everything together (I'd definitely pocket medic you so you can rain down sticky hell on our enemies )
 
Missed you guys, I'm out :>

Yeah. I want to go back to it. I hear the demo man has a parachute now. I can just imagine getting a medic to ubercharge me as a demo, then launch myself with eight sticky bombs into the air, open my parachute at my peak, and drop stickies on everyone for like two minutes before i land. Unless there's an invisible ceiling, but still sounds like lots of fun. Playing again has to wait until I get my new computer, though.

So puppying help me I will rob you

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Jealous
 

Hi Hyrule Forum! I order moons ago some helix and ticket charm from over-the-moon online shop and check mail to day ... and they are here!! They come in rectangle envelope package as detail below with helpful graphic:

First-Class Mail Package! Just like I never get on plane! Over-the-Moon cat puts much priority on comfort of package.
 

Who?!
 
Now I turn envelope package over, and see.... special instruction for opening! very mission impossible!!

It say: 
1. cut along line that I see on front.... it's there!! "do not look in envelope package." is there something mysterious and scary? spider??
2. press edge of package envleop intoward so contents pour.... maybe there is water also? a wet spider will come out?
3 (it look also like 2, but we give hip-cat special benefit of a doubt). pour content onto stable surface, and go fast to do it! wow, exciting!! hope it isn't spider !
4. here hip cat put many letter... I know not how it means, there are "e" and "i" and one "k" with many more too. It almost seem to say "enjoy" at end, but more like "ennnnnjjoooyy". But we give hip-cat another doubt benefit.
 
I see arrow on both side of envelop, this is where hip-cat want me to push. I demonstrate with hand:

 
With cat advice, I pour package quick onto bed and jump back soon in case of spider. But there is not one, it was silly of me to be scared of spider.

Instead there is some baggies fall out, and many heart! Ten heart in total, I counted. In baggies are helix and ticket, but also there is third baggie with ... no, not spider ... but white poke-ball! white with red, I know this one from games.
 
Oh? there is mysterious paper in ball baggie

it is special "bananny" message with hip-cat signature.
 
now,thank to over-the-moon purchase, i can enjoy new expert crafted charm on rope in solidarity of own home! here i am playing on three finger:

 
thankyou, hip-cat! so mysterious, and not one spider! phew!

Guys I built myself a fancy new computer
 
I've had the parts since like Tuesday but I've had to clean off my desk and I was really lazy about it
 
But I buckled down Friday and just got everything done. So now that I've got my ~$1500 computer set up, I'll almost definitely frequent here more often. And I can probably leave Skype open unless I'm gonna play something online because our internet speeds still suck and Skype eats bandwidth like nothing else, other than maybe the PS3.
 
But yeah, I'll be having a blast with this awesome computer. My GPU has 3 fans

A video of my room, showing off my posters and some leftover stuff from setting up my computer
 

A video of my room, showing off my posters and some leftover stuff from setting up my computer
 

I like the ones on top, but I'm gonna say probably the ones on right

Guys I built myself a fancy new computer
 
I've had the parts since like Tuesday but I've had to clean off my desk and I was really lazy about it
 
But I buckled down Friday and just got everything done. So now that I've got my ~$1500 computer set up, I'll almost definitely frequent here more often. And I can probably leave Skype open unless I'm gonna play something online because our internet speeds still suck and Skype eats bandwidth like nothing else, other than maybe the PS3.
 
But yeah, I'll be having a blast with this awesome computer. My GPU has 3 fans

"look at my new computer pls ignore my satanic ritual instruments they are not important just look at my computer"

Pheo that man on the right has a silly head
 
Also pics of my computer, I tried to get in there somewhere but it's pretty hard to maneuver next to this monster properly (It's like 45lb and huge), so I gave up
 

Xbox 360 controller for scale. It doesn't do this thing justice, at all.

Ignore the skull and knife, I had nowhere to put them :/

Pheo that man on the right has a silly head
 
Also pics of my computer, I tried to get in there somewhere but it's pretty hard to maneuver next to this monster properly (It's like 45lb and huge), so I gave up
 

Xbox 360 controller for scale. It doesn't do this thing justice, at all.

Ignore the skull and knife, I had nowhere to put them :/

Guys I built myself a fancy new computer
 
I've had the parts since like Tuesday but I've had to clean off my desk and I was really lazy about it
 
But I buckled down Friday and just got everything done. So now that I've got my ~$1500 computer set up, I'll almost definitely frequent here more often. And I can probably leave Skype open unless I'm gonna play something online because our internet speeds still suck and Skype eats bandwidth like nothing else, other than maybe the PS3.
 
But yeah, I'll be having a blast with this awesome computer. My GPU has 3 fans

Pheo that man on the right has a silly head
 
Also pics of my computer, I tried to get in there somewhere but it's pretty hard to maneuver next to this monster properly (It's like 45lb and huge), so I gave up
 

Xbox 360 controller for scale. It doesn't do this thing justice, at all.

Ignore the skull and knife, I had nowhere to put them :/

Guys I built myself a fancy new computer
 
I've had the parts since like Tuesday but I've had to clean off my desk and I was really lazy about it
 
But I buckled down Friday and just got everything done. So now that I've got my ~$1500 computer set up, I'll almost definitely frequent here more often. And I can probably leave Skype open unless I'm gonna play something online because our internet speeds still suck and Skype eats bandwidth like nothing else, other than maybe the PS3.
 
But yeah, I'll be having a blast with this awesome computer. My GPU has 3 fans

Disclaimer: Absolutely none of the following photos have been edited. This is nothing but the complete TRUTH. All photos have been spoiler-tagged for your protection. Blame my lack of good cameras, I could not accurately record this event. Read ahead at your own risk.
 
So, today when I got back from an awful shift at work, a strange surprise was waiting for me at home. A bizarre package. There were so many ways in which it was bizarre. I didn't understand anything about what it was and why it was here. Let's look at it together:
 



 



 
Like I said, bizarre? Ignoring the fact that... someone... already attempted to open it, let's just count the ways it's bizarre:
Sadly my name isn't Sprinkles MacLollipop. It's only a lame, ugly name like Cascade. Someone must have confused me for their much sweeter friend. shame it IS a cute name I have never heard of a place called "Dekalb, Illinois". Where is that exactly? Nobody in all my interpersonal relationships lives or has travelled to such a place? Same with "USA". Isn't Stirling the only place around? This is just dumbfounding everything I have ever known. The sender/post office seriously have puppyed up here. Who on earth would have a name like "Ben Christianson"? Well lemme tell ya it ain't somebody I'd WILLINGLY associate with. Nor would anyone here be given such a terrible name. Again, what the puppy? Does this package say there's a stuffed toy in there? Did a five year old send this? I'm way too old for this stuff gosh. How did the sender manage to confuse their friend with me? ...How did he know my address? I would NEVER give out such personal information to STRANGERS. Clearly a dangerous person.  
Anyways, enough rambling. Since I don't know any Bens from imaginary places, I can't really send it back to them. And there ain't any Sprinkles around here, so delivering it to them is also out of the question. So, all I can do is open it and find out what the horrors lurking in it are, right? You're still with me, right? Good. 

...
 



 
There's... so much... PINK... I absolutely hate the colour pink... but sadly, I have to keep going to make sure it's awful and this Ben is not to be trusted.
 



 
It's....
 
This is...
 
It's... so... cute... Although I've always said I've preferred narwhals... but again, I don't know who this Ben is or who he thinks he is... sending me such a cute, pink whale plushie... he sounds like a right tool... idiot...
 



 
I don't think Sprinkles will miss this wee baby whale, do you? Naaaaahhh. What should I name my new pet, guys? Since you made it this far, it deserves to be named by all of you! :3
 



 
No, thank YOU, ben jammin'. I will treasure this whale always... the stranger danger whale... :3 Sometimes puppy-ups can be good things!
 
(probably one the dumbest threads I've ever created BUT. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. PHEONIX561. Pheonix. Pheo. Ben. This is really awesome and you did not have to get and send me this awesome present just because I stupidly drunk called you one time two years ago and accidentally got charged £60+ for it. The joke's dead now but I gotta say it: you're a GOOD FRIEND. for serious. :> still a total NERD though. but some things will never change...)

DUH

so this is what happens when you sleep 5-6 hours every night for two weeks straight, some nights less because of restless, anxious sleep. you've been getting up at 5:30 every morning to teach, and everyday you receive criticism on your lessons (not always bad, but always constructive).  then you start a new job in there somewhere, so you have full 12 hour days.
 
it's finally thanksgiving break and I don't know how to to sit down and chill. but yeah, huge circles around my eyes. my house is a wreck and i am a zombie.
 

Went out for a color touch-up and ended up getting my hair darkened a few shades to a honey blond kinda color.
 
edit: played with the levels in photoshop because the original picture was super orange/yellow and not even close to the real color
 

 
wheeeeeeee new hair

Pheo is Phoebus. They even have the same haircut. and armor and I think Pheo went to France also?? They both have integrity and are both good friends. Also they kind of look like an asshole.
 

here's a pic of me surfing the net and chatting with my web friends Fierce_Muffin and Cello!