Grandmaster Phoenix

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  1. Grandmaster Phoenix

    http://i.imgur.com/TPgn3.png
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  2. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Wow. That hit me like a lead brick.
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    2. Ammonsa

      why

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    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      for every "like" comment you make I respect you just a little bit less.

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    4. Princess Valhalla Hawkwind

      That's cool because I don't get my value from other people's opinions of myself. I mean, at least from most people.

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  3. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Drunk Me needs to stop being useless. Also, vodka makes me sad.
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    2. Teto

      special snowflake burps when she yawns

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    3. Teto

      I'm not like other girl's...

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    4. Grandmaster Phoenix

      No, like I lose shit and hide my own stuff.

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  4. Grandmaster Phoenix

    So it seems that State Farm is trying to squid me with a rake. Why is car insurance so damn expensive?
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    2. Grandmaster Phoenix

      I live in a suburb and I want a car so I don't have to walk 3 miles back and forth to work. $200 a month.

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    3. Chimetals

      you actually could get away with a bike in that situation, if you wanted. gas is an arm and a leg.

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    4. Grandmaster Phoenix

      I would like to go places farther than work though. Plus, bikes arent exactly great at carrying power tools.

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  5. Grandmaster Phoenix

    I feel like how I would imagine a ferret feels.
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    2. LLmao ?✊?

      I was trying to be funny and say the wrong thing. I understood it the same way you did

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    3. Grandmaster Phoenix

      Both?

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    4. T1g

      I met a ferret for the first time a few weeks ago. His name was Professor Moonsock and I was almost positive he was part slinky

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  6. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Today it seems that I have the attention span of a small insect. I'm too tired...
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    2. Grandmaster Phoenix

      Yea, but squid wasps.

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    3. pheonix561

      Who are we to call these insignificant forms of life insects in the vast sea of matter that is the universe

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    4. Teto

      We will dissolve into the sea, and it will be it that prevails overall. We are the small insects.

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  7. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Is it hammer time? Yes, it is hammer time. LOOK WHAT HAMMER TIME DID: http://i.imgur.com/33MvQvk.jpg
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  8. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Apparently chicks dig blacksmiths. Even if you aren't very good at it.
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    2. Sahaqiel

      I think those are too convoluted for most people to think about, Shrub.

      are you sure you're not just expressing your inner desires...

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    3. Grandmaster Phoenix

      He forgot the HARD metal surface.

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  9. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Got accepted to NMU!!!
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    2. Cascade

      congrats! :D

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    3. Otis McNutt

      Who doesn't get accepted to NMU.

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    4. Grandmaster Phoenix

      I'm not sure. But there's no need to be a dick. Also, I love it up in Marquette.

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  10. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Well. ╒uck.
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    2. Grandmaster Phoenix

      ...

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    3. Knuckle

      What even compels you to come here anymore :/

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    4. Grandmaster Phoenix

      What's that supposed to mean?

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  11. Grandmaster Phoenix

    I just woke up on my floor. In the hallway. What the squid?
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    2. Cascade

      were you drunk? I know this feeling dear :^(

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    3. T1g

      yeah that is not a good thing

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    4. Cirt

      lol?

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  12. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Did not need to deal with that. Dasvidaniya suchka.
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    2. Grandmaster Phoenix

      Prom date went passive agressive, bitchy, and started guilt tripping me, insulted my friends and was anti-social all night.

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    3. pheonix561

      That's because Prom is dumb and you shouldn't have gone

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    4. Arachne

      Yeah, prom sucks. I went with friends who ditched me.

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  13. Grandmaster Phoenix

    So I bought a safety razor. (Remember those ads from the 50s?) It looks like someone dragged my face behind a truck through a broken glass factory.
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    2. Otis McNutt

      That's why I use a Schick Hydro 5, that is my go to shaving razor.

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    3. なべ

      So I bought a safety razor. (Remember those ads from the 50s? No, you don't, because you weren't alive.) But go with me here, because my face is clean-shaven and looks and feels great. It's a good thing I took my time, washing my face first with warm water, than sweeping slowly twice over with shaving cream and a softened badger bristle brush. I haven't applied an aftershave, because frankly I've had the perfect shave.

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    4. Grandmaster Phoenix

      That's what I did though. I actually showered first, I used shaving soap from a tub and a badger brush. I use alum sometimes, but I don't really like using it.

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  14. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Sick.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      Wicked.

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    3. Knuckle

      Nasty.

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    4. LLmao ?✊?

      Gnarly

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  15. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Worked with a high-carbon steel yesterday that had been alloyed with tungsten. 15 minutes of striking with a 3 pound hammer at a bright orange...It has not moved at all.

    1. pheonix561

      sounds sexy

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    2. SilverAlchemic

      for shame, there are children on this website

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    3. T1g

      the only thing harder than the boners resulting from this is that steel

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  16. Grandmaster Phoenix

    The steel has finally yielded and is being competent. I've also found another piece of it.

    1. T1g

      stop writing smut in the status updates

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    2. なべ

      Like Comment

      ^

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    3. Cascade

      I also raise a like to Tiggles' comment

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  17. Grandmaster Phoenix

    I found some wild wintergreen berries today.

    1. Sahaqiel

      o man

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    2. なべ

      Time to make some tea, then. Appropriately mixed with lots of something else like spearmint to make sure you don't die.

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    3. Teto

      Javert that isn't tea. Please don't soil the name of tea with words such as "spearmint", and other homo-herb related words.

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  18. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Stamp out at work. Go to the bathroom. Fecal swastika on the wall. Happy I don't have to clean it.

    1. Chimetals

      that was a close one 0_0

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    2. Knuckle

      pics or it didn't happen.

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  19. Grandmaster Phoenix

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/03/kony-2012-activist-filmmaker-arrested/

    1. Fierce Muffin

      http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/#.T2PK8REgffh

      Him pounding the ground in anger. Naked.

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    2. なべ

      Masturbating In Public 2012

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  20. Grandmaster Phoenix

    The things you find on Reddit: http://i.imgur.com/Wka6a.png

    1. Chimetals

      oh gawd, the engineer in me is just nodding and going "well, that makes enough sense"

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    2. pheonix561

      The Halocaust wasn't 6 million, it was 11-12 million. 6 million jews, 5.5 million everyone else. Everyone seems to forget that for some reason.

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  21. Grandmaster Phoenix

    That puppying scary as shit moment where you miss what you're working on and the hammer bounces off the anvil and almost hits you in the face...

    1. Grandmaster Phoenix

      Absolutely.

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  22. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Has been experimenting with AutoCAD...I made an anvil...http://i.imgur.com/akkNIi4.png

    1. Grandmaster Phoenix

      I'm also taking requests if people want stuff.

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    2. Sahaqiel

      Looks pretty snazzy.

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  23. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Was feeling sad and shitty. Got puppyed up. Then I puppyed up. then I was hungover and had a bunch of jibberish on my phone describing how I puppyed up. Then I did an insanity workout. puppy.

    1. Sahaqiel

      You should just get a puppy. :<

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    2. LLmao ?✊?

      Should get pokemon

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  24. Grandmaster Phoenix

    Omegle -> Spy mode -> "Random inappropriate advice time GO!" -> Lol

    1. Knuckle

      Did you tell them to join the fascist party?

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  25. Grandmaster Phoenix

    An office chair designed for putting your feet on the desk is very much nessecary.

    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      agreed.

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