Omegle

[Teto 2609]

http://omegle.com/

Talk to strangers!

It's fun.

Post your fun chats here.

[Eka 387]

Lolwow.

Its the new Skype! >O xD

[Michael 290]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: salutations

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: how r u doing?

You: I'm doing ok.

You: How about you?

Stranger: pretty good

Stranger: so, where r u from?

You: Pluto

Stranger: o, too bad it isn`t a planet anymore

You: ya

You: You watch Earth will be next *nudge nudge*

Stranger: guess what

Stranger: wee u alien

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Teto 2609]

I never get anyone funny. Only perverts. It doesn't help that I claim to be horny though.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: u ok?

You: I'm fine

You: Possibly dandy

You: I'm not entirely sure

Stranger: hmm well as long as ur ok

You: I think I am

You: Are you?

You: Didn't break anything connecting to the chat, did you?

Stranger: no no im excellant thnx

You: Good to hear

You: I wouldn't want anything to happen to my new best friend

Stranger: since we're new bff it would make sense to no where you are currently located...

You: Earth

You: I would expect

You: You?

You: Mars or something, right?

You: That would be awesome

You: Like

You: Floating around

You: At the speed of sound

Stranger: that it would but i am from earth also

You: I wish I lived on Mars

You: Like you

You:

Stranger: have you been? i do infact vacate there every summer

You: Oh

You: It's lovely, wouldn't you say?

You: But what you're saying is,

You: You don't live there?

You: That's what you are implying

Stranger: yes altho i am looking into buyin a condominium there

You: Where do you live then?

You: Pluto?

You: The Moon?

You: Or Earth, like me?

Stranger: earth like u

You: Oh

You: So

You: You lied to me?

You: You made a connection with me,

You: A perfect stranger

You: And you blatantly lied

You: Why would you do that?

You: What did I ever do?

You: You claim to be from Mars

You: And I was all like, "Holy motherpuppying poo"

You: "This guy is from Mars"

You: But it was a lie

You: This is roosters

Stranger: all i can do is say im sorry but i hope this wont change things between us

You: I might get over it

You: How much sex are you offering

You: ?

Stranger: over 9000 times a day

You: That shounds good

You: But there's one thing bothering me

You: That means premature ejaculation

You: Anybody with normal ejaculation wouldn't be able to keep up such an average

You: How do you expect to persuade me/

Stranger: no no im just that good

You: Wow

You: I have high hopes for this

Stranger: so u shud i dont jst give it away

You: I must be the luckiest

You: Wouldn't you say?

Stranger: words cant express

You: You can try

Stranger: mein luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller aale

You: Oh ho ho

You: Nazi are we?

You: I like your style

You: Welcome aboard

You: IfyouknowwhatImean

Stranger: yes, yes i don't

Stranger: tell me

You: etc.

You: This conversation isn't leading to sex

You: You and I know that

You: All too well

You have disconnected.

[kora 0]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: HI

Stranger: where?

You: wut?

Stranger: wut?

You: ....

Stranger: where are u from

Stranger: ?

You: not hyrule.net

Stranger: I'm Korean

You: im from a different website

You: im awesome

Stranger: oo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited 24 May 2009 by kora (see edit history)

[Padraig! 103]

Rain, didn't I show you this?

You: hi.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: where from?\

You: England

You: you?

Stranger: netherlands

You: cool

Stranger: i like england

You: I like the netherlands

Stranger: haha oke

You: I like your policy on weed

You:

Stranger: haha a lot of people like that

Stranger: i like london

You: London is scary.

Stranger: why?

You: it just is.

You:

You: Too many murderers

Stranger: no i like it i have been there already and this summer i am going to london again

You: cool

Stranger: i am going to the cotsworlds too or how do you spell that?;p

You: I think that that was spelt right

You: I don't know

You: Your english is very good

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: are you realy from england?

You: Yes.

You: I'm from <snip>

Stranger: oke , i dont know that

You: Got to go

You: Bye

Stranger: bye

Edited 24 May 2009 by Padraig! (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

No, I don't believe you did.

Will post another later.

[Padraig! 103]

Yes I did.

>

[Teto 2609]

No you didn't.

>

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: is ur name zach

You: yes actually

Stranger: really?

You: yea

Stranger: where are u from?

You: US

Stranger: hw old ru?

You: Between 10-20.

Stranger: helpful...

Stranger: where u tlking 2 some1 called hannah like 10 mins ago?

You: Are you a mind reader?

Stranger: no y

You: just wondering

Stranger: ok\

Stranger: but where u?

You: umm...didnt my last question give it away

Stranger: so its a no?

You: your other no

Stranger: what

Stranger: huh

You: yes\

Stranger: u where?

Stranger: were*

You: yes! I just said that

Stranger: oh ryt ok

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: where u tlking bout things to do with ur gf?

You: Dude, you have been pranked by the one and only grandmaster of pranking.

[Teto 2609]

No comment.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi~

You: ~Indeed~ o.o

Stranger: ok...

Stranger: i see

You: Okay

You: I don't

You: How can you?

You: Aw poo

You: This is a puppying bot, right?!

You: Again?!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Never fails. EVER.

[Arcane 12]

Wow this looks entertaining. Hooray for new ways to kill time!

[PokeFan 0]

It's very interesting. I don't even know why I'm on there. XD most the people are just like... ok... though. no one understands weirdness.

[Teto 2609]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

You: How was your day?

You: Mine wasn't great

Stranger: what do you do when your feeling upset?

You: I was walking, right?

You: And this cat

You: Swerved infront of me

Stranger: yeah

You: And I was like D:

You: And then I tripped

You: And fell

You: But I got upp

You: But srsly

You: That cat

You: puppying dick

Stranger: true

You: WOuld have been killed in Iraq

You: Had I the chance to be a terrorrist

You: But I'm not

You: So

You: Anyway

You: I was bruised and that

You: So I continued to work

Stranger: I hope you feel better

You: ANd I got there and sat down

You: And then

You: A clown

You: Jumped out

You: And thew a pie

You: RIGHT IN MY FACE

Stranger: did this really happen?

You: And I was like

You: poo, man

You: And then I wiped it off

You: True story

You: But it goes on

You: So I get back from the washroom

You: And sit back down

You: And then there's this wizard

You: And he's like

You: "Yo, mo'fo

You: We're going to Oz

You: "

You: So i'm like

You: "k"

You: So we go

You: And I got fired

You: But w/e

You: SO we're on our way

You: When suddenly

You: The Terminator arrived

You: And is like

You: HEY

You: WE'RE GOING TO OZ, RIGHT?

You: I NEED TO GO TO GET ME A HEART

You: BUT I'M NOT MADE OF TIN

You: SO NO REFERENCE

You: So we're like

You: "k"

You: And he tags along

You: So on our way, we meet a lion

You: And A witch

You: And a wardrobe

You: But we pass it by

You: Nothing interesting to see there

You: ANyway

You: We get to Oz

You: And guess what?!

You: There are terrorrists

You: And they attacked

You: And the Wizard is like

You: D:

You: SO we run and save him

You: And we have two wizards

You: One thinks he's all that

You: And the other is like. >

You: So they fight

You: And I get caught in the crossfire

You: And have to run away

You: SO I do

You: And I'm liek

You: :<

You: Because I'm lost in Oz

You: Under attack by terrorrists

You: So I escape anf that

You: But I'm screwes and lost

You: So I run

You: Across country

You: ANd start a shimping business

You: And make a beard for myself

You: And a hat

You: But that's not important

You: So I go to the shrimp and I'm like

You: "Hey, Shrimp, wanna go to the city?!"

You: And they're like

You: "No, man, we having sex"

You: So I'm like

You: Okay

You: You dicks

You: I'll go alone

You: In the cold

You: So they're like

You: Holy poo, man, okay

You: DOn't freak out

You: So they tag along

You: And then this guy is like

You: Hey

You: You and them shrimp get out

You: You dicks

You: And then nothing happens

You: And we pass the guy by

Stranger: You are my twin. I have never talked to anyone, more like myself than you.

You: So we're on my boat

You: And we're going to hell for some reason

You: True story

You: And we stop at a burger place

You: For hot dogs

You: So we get them

You: And the shrimp are vegan

You: SO I'm like

You: poo man, I ain't gettin no leyyuce

You: But I do

You: And they eat it

You: The dicks

You: Anyway

You: We go on anyway

You: And find an oil rig

You: We go on and buy some pirate DVDs

You: And the irony is

You: They get stolen by pirates

You: As do we

You: So it's not very pleasant

You: But we get through it

You: And play cards with the pirates

You: Who are cool with it

You: And are all like

You: "Yo, we cool with it"

You: So it wasn't that bad

You: Except they ate my shrimp

You: And my foot

You: But my left one so no biggie

You: Anyway

You: The pirates drop me off at a barn on the ocean side

You: And I go and see this cow inside

You: And then it's all like

You: HEY

You: GET THE wee OUT OF MY BARN

You: So I do

You: And I'm attacked by chickens

You: And then I get thrown into the ocean again

You: And the pirates are like

You: "We got your back"

You: And they take me on board again

You: And we play cards

You: And have rum

You: And shrimp

You: And a bit of sex

You: But no oral

You: Only vagina

You: I'm a woman, by the way

You: Anyway, that's all cool

You: So we go to NY

You: And have some pizza

You: And that's fun

You: We have it and then leave

You: And it's all like

You: YO

You: WE GOT SOME PIZZA FOR YOU

You: And we're like

You: "Nah, man, we're stuffed"

You: And the guy is like

You: "YO PIRATES

You: wee YOU

You: AND YOU PIZZALESS STOMACHS

You: GO wee A SQUIRELL

You: So we do

You: But that's not the poin

You: t

You: Anyway

You: We go to the museum

You: And there's this T-Rex

You: And it's alive

You: And I'm like

You: Oh poo

You: And then it kills the pirates

You: And some school children

You: And a puppy

You: But they're not important

You: Because they're weak and meatless

You: Annyway

You: I run and I'm like

You: D:

You: So i get to safety

You: And I'm all safe and such like

You: And then

You: The T-Rex finds me and I'm like

You: D: !

You: So I run for it

You: And leap through the windoe

You: The chase is on!

You: doggiepooes!

You: SO I end up in a laundromat

You: Having bested the rex

You: and earning my medal

You: That's another story

You: But yeah

You: I wash the blood from my clothes

You: And then this chick comes up and she's like

You: YO BRO

You: MAKING YOUR CLOTHES?!

You: And I'm like

You: NO HO, I'M WASHING THEM

You: And she's like

You: "k"

You: And she goes away

You: And get's hit by a truck

You: but w/e

You: So

You: I go to the shop

You: And get a job

You: Because I was fired before

You: For leaving with a wizard

You: And I get one

You: As a bag packer

You: And when I'm packing them, I put away this guys jam

You: And he;s like

You: YO

You: NOBODY TOUCHES MY JAM

You: NO WAY

You: NO HOW

You: So I'm like

You: SHitshitshit

You: And I run

You: And get fired

You: And I steal his jam by accident

You: And I'm like

You: OH NOES

You: I BROKE THE LAW D:

You: So I'm on the run

You: Forever

You: And I escape from it and I'm like

You: "k"

You: So I go and get some food

You: And I get a roll

You: And some lettuce

You: In memory of the shrimp

You: But then I'm like

You: Nah, wee that

You: And I eat shrimp instead

You: SO I had that

Stranger: Your a very creative writer

You: And I went to get some jobs

You: I got one

You: And I'm like

You: poo

You: This job is awesome

You: But I lose it because I suck at it

You: And I get fired

You: As I said

You: Because I suck

You: And am ugly

You: etc.

You: The end

You: My arms ache

You: Ahhhhhhhhhh

You: Anyway

You: Nice talking with you

You: Well telling you about my day

Stranger: Thanks you too.

You: Pretty uneventful

You: No problem

You: -salutes-

You have disconnected.

Oh man, that was great.

[Arcane 12]

Oh. Oh man. I couldn't stop laughing. I need moar Rain! D: