Omegle

[Ammonsa 308]

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!You: I want an icecream!

You: I want a devil

You: I want a cardboard box

Stranger: do you like kumquatsYou: ?

You: ?

You: ?

Stranger: yes, okay...

Stranger: now answer my god damn question!

You: YOU sissy

You: DIE IN HELL

You: KUMQUATS?

You: KANGAROOS

You: OR TIGERS?

Stranger: all three

You: WHICH ONE IS MORE VICIOUS?

You: CHOOSE THE RIGHT ONE

You: OR YOU DIE

Stranger: A TIGER KANGAROO EATING A KUMQUAT!!!

You: My god

You: You guessed it right

Stranger: im just that amazing

You: I can't believe it

Stranger: believe it!

You: YOU'RE A WITCH!

You: BURN

You: BURN

You: BURN

You: BURN

You: BURN

You: BURN

Stranger: YOUR A SASQUATCH!!!!

You: BURN

You: OMG

Stranger: MYTH MYTH MYTH MTYH

Stranger: MYTH

You: HOW DID YOU KNOW

Stranger: MYTH

Stranger: MYTH

You: YOU WANT A BLOWJOB?

Stranger: DEPENDS ARE YOU GOING TO USE YOUR HAIRY LIPS?

You: MY LIPS ARE SENSUOUS

Stranger: MR.SASQUATCH

Stranger: oh really now?

Stranger: THEN NO

You: I DIDN'T SAY THEY WEREN'T HAIRY

You: Gosh

Stranger: THEN SAY WHAT YOU MEAN

You: puppy YEAH

Stranger: jeeze

Stranger: HELL YEAH

You: ARE YOU A BOY?

Stranger: ARE YOU A CHICKEN?

Stranger: as in an actual chicken not as in a coward

You: I see...

You: This gives me something to ponder...

Stranger: well dwell on that then get back to me

You: OK

You: I AM

You: I ADMIT IT

You: AND I'M NOT ASHAMED

Stranger: GO YOU SHOULD BE

Stranger: not ashamed that is

Stranger: YOU HAVE DWELLED UPON THIS SUBJECT ENOUGH

Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER

Stranger: BUT ANSWER CORRECTLY OR YOU WILL BE SMITED ON THE VERY SPOT BY A CLOWN WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND AN CE CREAM CONE

You: I ADMITTTED A WAS A CHICKEN

Stranger: you never said it

Stranger: so you admited but not to be a chicken

You: I SAID I ADMIT IT

You: puppy

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU ADMIT TO?

You: I APOLOGISE

You: I CAN NEVER MEASURE UP TO YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT

You: I WILL GO AND FINGER MYSELF.

You: BAI

You have disconnected.

XD

[Chef Nonsense 0]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: Hi there!

You: How are you today?

Stranger: I'm awesome! What's your favourite food?

You: uhhh... Toast.

You: You?

Stranger: Really? Toast? With anything on it?

Stranger: I like Pizza with the works.

You: Ya Pizza is p cool

Stranger: Where are you? I'm at work. 30 minutes left.

You: I'm at my house. 72 hours remaining.

Stranger: Till what? Are you on house arrest?

You: Till my boss leaves to go out of town and I may fail at my assignment

Stranger: Oh oh! What's your assignment? Can you cheat?

You: Well it's a work assignment I have to find this thing (can't really say) for him.

You: And If I don't get it to him within 72 hours I'm fired

Stranger: Does it involve graphics? I'm a graphic designer.

Stranger: Your boss isn't intending on World Domination is he?

You: Not really. It's for of an artifact of sorts. You could say I am his intern/security guard

You: Nono

You: You see he sells artifacts to rich buyers

You: They're like ancient masks or something

Stranger: Facinating!

You: tribal masks or something

You: and one of the masks went missing

Stranger: Sounds like you need a super hero!

You: Ya I guess. But it's just little old me. :/

You: He didn't even really give me anything to start up this investigation

You: I'm guessing this is more of some sort of test to him and he just hiding the mask somewhere

Stranger: Cool!

Stranger: Not cool that you're getting fired though

You: But it really seemed like an actual theft

You: Well hopefully I can find it before I do

Stranger: Well maybe I can help, I've seen CSI a few times. Did you dust for prints at the crime scene?

You: Because I might just like die or something if I get fired

You: ya

You: I've tried muliple things

You: I think I might have a lead

Stranger: You know what, if you get fired, just go work as a car salesman till you find what you really want.

Stranger: Seriously, it's easy money, just long stressful hours.

You: This one kid, who always walks around town causing minor havok and wears this bizarre hat

Stranger: And you can get hired on the spot if you demand a job.

Stranger: What does the hat look like?

Stranger: Does he have a nickname? If he does it was probably him.

You: well sort of like something you would put on a scarecrow

Stranger: that's messed up.

Stranger: Do people call him scarecrow?

You: Ya kids around here call him Skull

You: which I guess is a popular nickname

Stranger: Skull eh? Definitely a theif!

You: Maybe

You: I mean this one group of kids called the Bombs helped tip me off to him

Stranger: Does this "skull" have any known associates?

You: Ya He has two other people. A boy and a girl who are brother and sister.

You: Now the sister works for me

Stranger: Are they twins?!

You: but really hasn't said anything about Skull stealing anything

You: ya

You: Fraternal

You: You see all of these kids are like in there 20's except these two who are like 18 or 17

Stranger: hmmmmm

You: Skull I here is like 23

Stranger: Young eh? I bet you could scare them into submission!

You: Well Like I said The girl only told me her name and the name of her brother

You: and that they were friends with Skull

Stranger: Maybe you could follow skull. See if he's near any pawn shops or maybe posted on Craig's list or something.

You: Ya maybe.

Stranger: My co-worker thinks it might be in a hole.

Stranger: And there's a name written above the whole

You: I tried folllowing him down the alleyways near the old clock tower

Stranger: hole*

Stranger: He's close1

You: but he somehow got away

Stranger: Skull is sneaky!

Stranger: A very ellusive specimen

Stranger: My co-worker is thinking, maybe he's an assassin and will wear it during his next assassination.

You: I don't think he went in there because there was a pretty big city council meeting going on in there

Stranger: In the clock tower?

You: Ya

You: They were talking about demolishing it

You: that's why

You: they were pretty much taking a field trip

You: I even tried looking for him out in the countryside near us where he is known to be and his parents live

You: but they were of no help

Stranger: I wish I could find out how this ends up but it's time I packed up.

Stranger: I'm gonna take one final guess though

You: ok

Stranger: Cournel Mustard in the Library with the candlestick!

You:

You: Must be

Stranger: Great chat! Good luck!

You: Thanks

You: See you around, maybe

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cascade 741]

Omegle is so much fun, for being random! Here's a convo I had a few months ago, which I saved on Word because I thought it was my best yet, and it still is. C:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

Stranger: hey

You: are you the gay guy from earlier?

Stranger: no

Stranger: wtf?

Stranger: dude or dudette ?

You: aww can you be gay then?

You: dudette

You: im attracted to gay boys

Stranger: puppy u then

You: you'd love to

Stranger: i knw that

You: do you get any?

Stranger: u want me to?

Stranger: u r the one

You: the one what

Stranger: i would puppy

You: thank you?

Stranger: dont mention...u seem horny...

You: yeah... like a rhino!

Stranger: show me....i dont feel it

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger: and what next??

You: then i bitchslap your little chode

You: you love it

Stranger: then i'll tear off ur clothes...

You: im 12 you sick puppy

You: then you get arrested

You: i laugh

You: lol

Stranger: still puppy u

You: pedobear?

Stranger: whats that?

You: ur mom

Stranger: if u r 12 then how can u be horny??

You: im not you said that coz ur a pedo

You: bear

Stranger: u said u like gays...

You: yeh

You: gay people are nice

You: unlike..... you!

Stranger: i am not....

Stranger: thats why i am gonna make u feel me

You: good luck with that

Stranger: luck to u too....whats ur name/

You: susan boyle

Stranger: ok susan..i luv ur boobs

You: i love yours too

You: not really... they're all flabby

Stranger: are u a lesb??

You: flabby flabby flabby

You: FLABBY!

Stranger: will puppy u dear...

You: we've established that... you're never going to

Stranger: wait n watch

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Teto 2609]

My best conversation to date:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey, I'm 21/f/California wanna cyber?

Stranger: hi im 18/m/uk

Stranger: ok

You: *grabs your crotch*

You: *lifts*

Stranger: oh baby

You: *throws out of the ring*

You: WE HAVE A NEW WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Max 10]

Maybe you should watch your back for a few days, Cascade >>

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Stranger: hi

You: Greetings.

You: Do you enjoy reading treastises on plasma physics?

You: I thought not.

*Stranger disconnects*

Once I had a conversation with a pothead.

[Linkprow 42]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 582-7434

Stranger: call for kacey

You: no thanks

Stranger: y not?

Stranger: she gives good oral

You: because its probably not kacey's phone number

Stranger: yes it is

Stranger: i called it myself and she picked up

You: yeah well i don't feel like wasting money on a call

You: so yeah

Stranger: ok

Stranger: use a home phone

You: how about a homophone?

Stranger: lololol

You: weather and wheater

You: wheather

You: role roll

Stranger: oh i thought you meant a homo phone, like a hoosexual phone

You: i know

Stranger: if it's not that, then do not want

You: so i switched things up

You: ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was mostly suprised that it went on for awhile after I said I wouldn't call the number.

[pheonix561 2080]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: GAY RIGHTS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: HEY BBZ

You: GAY IS OK

Stranger: REALLY? YE I WITH THAT

You: cool

You: so whats a bbz

You: is that like

You: alcohol

You: I bet it is

Stranger: no its a pet name

Stranger: like hey hun

You: oh

You: So I'm your pet?

You: so I'm your slave?

You: so you believe in slavery?

You: gay is okay but slavery isn't?

Stranger: noooo i never said that dude

Stranger: twistting words

Stranger: sly

You: what words

You: Im not twisting any words

You: Im just reading what you said

You: and why am I suddenly a dude

You: for all you know Im a hermaphrodite

Stranger: okay well girl then

You: HEY

Stranger: andyou kinda are

You: HERMAPHRODITE

Stranger: your turining what im saying

You: do you even know what a hermaphrodite is

You: you facist pig

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: like a creeeeeper

You: wtf

You: thats like saying

Stranger: fuhrer

You: no

You: that would be like saying

You: all men have OCD

You: and all women have social anxiety disorder

You: or something

You: hermaphrodites are people with both the penis AND the vagina

You: you socialist horse face

Stranger: thanks love

Stranger: i dot have a horse face

Stranger: im not leona lewis

You: thats exactly what you would say if you were leona lewis

Stranger: why?

You: because you're trying to throw me off your trail

You: you're out to get me

You: but what you don't know is

You: I'm out to get YOU

Stranger: thats nice to know

Stranger: your so tough

Stranger: it amazes me

You: hey

You: its "you're so tough"

You: theres an apostraphe and an e that you left out

Stranger: oh jesus

Stranger: mr grammer teacher

Stranger: or ms

You: HEY

Stranger: whatever

You: IM BOTH

You: GOD

Stranger: cool

You: THIS ISNT HARD

Stranger: yep

You: you know what

You: I'm done with you

You: you suck

[Linkprow 42]

I feel stupid, I didn't know what asl meant and thought it meant a**hole so yeah people probably thought I was weird

[Chrno 0]

You: hi

Stranger: Yo!

Stranger: Can I ask you something? Have you read Mein Kampf yet?

You: Yes, we did in school, why?

Stranger: Is it good?

You: No, the plot gets a bit boring towards the end, everyone dies :/

Lol. Some =one asked me if Hitlers Book was a good read

[Max 10]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: GAY RIGHTS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is the best.

[Ganny 285]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Derek?

You: Miranda?

You: Oh my God

Stranger: I have found you!

Stranger: finally

You: But, how

Stranger: I hired a Private Investigator to search for you.

Stranger: I just had to talk to you one last time

You: This certainly explains the bugs in my apartment

Stranger: you found them? I knew he wasn't great, but he was the only one i could afford

Stranger: life has been tough without you

You: Miranda,

You: I think when I left, I was kind of confused

Stranger: we all were

You: Everything was just happening so quickly, I had to get away. To think.

Stranger: im so sorry for everything

You: It's really nothing. I'd like to think I've matured over these lonely months.

Stranger: really?

You: I guess we'll see

You: Do you

You: Would you like to give it another shot?

Stranger: shit. I have to go. They've found me. Meet me at the well tomorrow.....i have something for you

Stranger: i miss you

You: I miss you too

You: See you then

Stranger: bi

You: And, Miranda

Stranger: yes

You: I love you.

Stranger: <3

Stranger: goodbye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Max 10]

That's so awesome

[Jo-Bengt 0]

SILENT ONE.

I SEE YOU LURKING.

...WELCOME BACK.

[Silent One 2]

Mwahahaha you've found me. Thanks, good to be back Dude.