Omegle

[Teto 2609]

Well that was today. Tomorrow will be more interesting I'm sure.

[kora 0]

You: HI

Stranger: ok

You: indeed

Stranger: right

You: *looks right*

You: theres nothing there

Stranger: also the GAME

You: >

Stranger:hi

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: i don't care

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: you too

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: you too

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: you too

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: you too

You: FOOLISH CHILD

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: you too

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH CHILD

Stranger: stupid boy

Stranger: stupid boy

Stranger: stupid boy

Stranger: stupid boy

You: FOOLISH C-bye

Edited 27 May 2009 by kora (see edit history)

[Chase 390]

You: What's up, stranger?

Stranger: nothing much

Stranger: you?

You: God that is so Resident evil 4

You: Lol

You: I'm just hangin out

You: You having fun?

You: Hello?

You: Don't leave me...

You: I need you...

Stranger: oh i'm having so much fun

You: Well good. That's the point of our conversation, right?

You: To have fun together.

You: To need each other...

Stranger: yeah basically

You: Sweet.

You: So, butt sex?

Stranger: nah

You: Oh. Why not? Don't you love me baby?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chase 390]

NOTICE: Some emoticons were deleted in order to be able to post this.

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Butt sex?

Stranger: hmm.

Stranger: are you korean hahah ?

You: Oh, so you assumed the worst in me, eh?

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: lmao

You: It's perfectly normal to have butt sex with your wife.

You: Right?

Stranger: whaat ?

Stranger: im a girl

Stranger: im assuming you are yoo

Stranger: too*

Stranger: ew.

You: I am a male, sadly.

Stranger: oh good.

Stranger: and gay?

Stranger: poo.

You: Lol, what?

You: Having butt sex with your wife makes you gay?

Stranger: hahahaha neverrr mind (:

Stranger: i thought you were saying that to mee

Stranger: woops

Stranger: sorry i have my blonde moments

You: Lol

You: It's okay, I was born blonde.

You: Recently I'm a browny

You: So what's up?

Stranger: i was born blondee

Stranger: im a browny ish too nowww

You: I enjoy talking to strangers. It's such a thrill to meet different and interesting people!

Stranger: you sounded like a robot there for a second

Stranger: hahaha

You: Lol, oliverbot is my pal

Stranger: your not korean right?

You: I'm starting to think you don't like Koreans...lol but no I'm not, I'm American.

Stranger: awh man . im not racist

You: I do have a friend from Korea who goes to my school. Her name's Moe. She's cool, she was on the football team.

Stranger: but asians like chinese /koreans /jap. annoy me. but i do have some asian friends

Stranger: but here on omegle they are SOOO annoying.

Stranger: dude.

Stranger: you sound like a robot!

Stranger:

You: How do I sound like a robot? haha

Stranger: your sentences are perfect

Stranger: and complete

Stranger: and uhh (:

You: I enjoy using correct English. I abhor text talk.

Stranger: nativ american?

Stranger: ahhh . man. robott

Stranger: kidding (:

Stranger: native*

Stranger: sorry if in some words my 'e' doesnt show up my e key is messed up.

You: I have European ancestors, and quite possibly Native American as well. My grandmother is from Scotland.

You: What about you?

Stranger: im from greec

Stranger: greece*

Stranger: and serbia

You: Cool

You: Stranger lol. So funny...

Stranger: im not a stranger

Stranger: well yeah i am

Stranger: but i dont like being called one (:

You: That's your name, lol. At least, the name that's presented to me. What is your real name, if you don't mind my asking?

Stranger: i dont mind

Stranger: my name is Amira.

Stranger: yours?

You: Wow, that's a pretty name.

Stranger: awwwh thankyouu (:

You: Mine's Chase.

Stranger: chase is quite possibly the coolest name i`ve heard (:

You: Lol, thank you. How old are you, btw?

Stranger: 16.

Stranger: lol you ?

You: 18

Stranger: please dont be 40

Stranger: woo good

Stranger: thats a relief

You: Lol, that butt sex comment earlier would have been made veeeerrrrry awkward if you were any younger, and I was any older.

Stranger: hahaahaha.

Stranger: yss

Stranger: yess*

Stranger: nah thats was funny.

Stranger: i always usually start my conversations in a way that scares the other person

Stranger: not that you scared me

Stranger: (:

You: Lol, that's perfect. I try to do the same thing. I love the reactions that people have. Usually they just disconnect.

Stranger: me tooo i looove the reactions

Stranger: one time a person said to me asl. i said back asl? what language is that

Stranger: theyre like age sex location

Stranger: im like sex? no im to youngg

You: Oh gosh lol

You: Someone asked me the same thing and I had no idea what they were asking. But now I do lol.

Stranger: hahaha i kneww what that meant.

Stranger: i said that purposly though

You: Lol, that's really humorous! You're a witty gal, aren't you?

Stranger: (:

Stranger: thanks hahaha

Stranger: i told someone im from pluto

Stranger: he said im from korea. perfect match

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: like hahah wow. how desperate can you get ? lol

You: O.o There's a forum I post on, and on it we post our conversations from omegle. I think a guy on there was the one talking to you.

Stranger: hahahaha really?

Stranger: intresting.

You: Yes, because the "stranger" said they were from pluto and they talked about korea.

Stranger: oh man thats embaressing

Stranger: hope it wasnt me.

Stranger: but then again i doubt many people say they are from pluto

You: Lol, that's a very strange coincidence if it is you.

Stranger: i know right

You: Oh gosh, you sounded like my exgirlfriend right then.

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: bad thing?

Stranger: good thing?

You: Not good, not bad. Just funny, she always said that.

Stranger: i always say that too

Stranger: well whenever it can be said i usually say that

You: Wow, I wish I could meet cool strangers in real life and not online. Online is really...shady.

You: You're a cool stranger

Stranger: thanks for calling me shady ?

You: Not you, the internet lol

Stranger: hahaha awh thankyouu (:

Stranger: your a cool str- noo .

Stranger: your a cool chase (:

You: And you're a cool Amira : )

Stranger: thankyou=]

Stranger: woo . for a second i though you called me shady.

Stranger: haha and i was thinking in my head" i though we were getting along"

Stranger: as you can see, i talk alot

Stranger: and i probably sound like an idiot.

Stranger: but i like speaking my mind (:

You: You don't sound like an idiot. I don't talk a lot, so I'm probably boring. I need someone who talks a lot to fill in the conversation : )

Stranger: then it makes me feel dumb : (

You: What does?

Stranger: me talking

Stranger: sooooooo excessivly

Stranger: : P

You: Well it shouldn't, otherwise we would have looong gaps in the conversation : p lol

You: Like right now...lol

Stranger: hi : ]

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: im super random too

Stranger: (:

You: Teenage girl :3

Stranger: w/e

Stranger: your a teen tooo

Stranger: (:

Stranger: im not thaaaat bad

You: Lol, yes. I didn't say it was a bad thing : )

Stranger: yay =]

You: )

Stranger: what did i do to deserve a double smile thing?

Stranger: hahahah (:

You: By being a cool girl named Amira : )

Stranger: awweh. your so sweet = )

You: Naw

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: from what i`ve seen

Stranger: read?

Stranger: same thing

You: Once again, it sucks being online, because I doubt we'll ever talk to each other again after this : (

Stranger: dang : (

Stranger: do you hav like msn / yahoo?

Stranger: you know only if you wanna give it to me.

You: I have Skype, if you have that

Stranger: no lol

You: And a facebook. Do you have a facebook?

Stranger: & once again nope =\

You: Crap.

You: Lol.

You: You should get a facebook!

Stranger: i should.

Stranger: but no one around here has it.

Stranger: and i dont wanna have like 0 friends.

Stranger: cause i have waaaaaay more than that

You: Well, you'll have at least 1 friend

Stranger: that`ll be super lame

Stranger: your seriously telling me you dont have an email address?

Stranger: how is that possible?

You: I do have an email address, but it isn't msn or yahoo.

You: Gmail all the way

Stranger: i think you can still add those other people on your msn/yahoo.

You: "other people" ? lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you knowww

Stranger: gmail users... and other stuff.

You: Well, my email address is *censored*

Stranger: im gonna try adding you on msn and yahoo to see is it workss.

You: Okay, what's yours so I'll know who it is?

Stranger: *censored*

Stranger: same for the msn.

Stranger: my yahoo . is gonna send you a lame ass automated invite thing.

Stranger: i dont know why.

Stranger: if it doesnt workk. ignore it.

Stranger: then try adding my msn.

You: Lol, I got the invite but I have to sign up before I can chat. I'll sign up right now.

Stranger: no lol dont.

Stranger: i dont want you to waste your time

Stranger: wait do both of them make you sign up ?

You: It's not a waste of time to talk to a friend

You: I'm signing up for yahoo.

Stranger: does the msn make you ?

You: Yes, I'm sure it does. I'm using a Mac and the install would take awhile. I think Yahoo does there's on site

Stranger: aww im sorryy.

Stranger: i feel.... rude in a way.

You: It's done I'm on yahoo. Get on lol.

You have disconnected.

[kora 0]

Stranger: hi

You: indeed

Stranger: Where are you from

You: indeedtown

You: you?

Stranger: china.

You: indeed

Stranger: where are the indeed?

You: indeedin indeedtown

You: waiting for you to summon them

Stranger: where indeed belkong to?

Stranger: Asin?

You: indeed

Stranger: can you speak chinese

You: indeed

Stranger: What's the meaning of indeed

You: indeed

[Padraig! 103]

Zeldafancs, you made me happy by posting that.

[Silent One 2]

ZeldaFancs has taught me an important life lesson here, the only pick up line you need is, "Butt Sex?" And your sure to get the blonde girl's Email from those 2 words.

Ugh... I think im going to be sick...

Some gay dude from Africa....

Ugh... I can't talk about it, now I know why my mom said never to talk to strangers...

I'm scarred for life .........................

I'm.......... In............ A...... Happy Place...... Happy place...............

Goes and cries in the corner

Rocking back and forth back and forth............ :cry: :cry:

Edited 9 Jun 2009 by Silent One (see edit history)

[Jo-Bengt 0]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: you black?

You: Hi

Stranger: black?

You: Hi

Stranger: negro?

You: Hi

Stranger: boy

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Hai

Stranger: hero

You: Hvgnbjinerbnadbda

You: You know what

You: People like you

Stranger: what

You: make me sick

You: Thanks alot

Stranger: disgust you?

Stranger: why

You: Goodbye

Stranger: waiut

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You: WoW powerleveling 2$ every 20 levels email [email protected]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I did have one serious conversation, though.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: Age: 17

You: Sex: Male

You: Location: my house

You: I can't give that last one away

Stranger: y

You: Too many people wanting to kill me, you know.

You: Best to safe.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what continent

You: North America

Stranger: u can say taht surely

Stranger: o kl

Stranger: USA then

Stranger: i know

You: Yeah

Stranger: haha

Stranger: well

Stranger: im from ENGLAND!!!

You: Nice

Stranger: proper football hooligan

Stranger: or as you yanks say soccor

You: Not wild about either one

You: I'm more of a boxing/MMA kind of guy

Stranger: yeh so am i

Stranger: box the poo out of rivial firms

Stranger: thats owt bein a hooligan is all about

You: Too bad they don't have boxing teams at schools

You: I'd be in it

Stranger: thought they did in USA schools

You: Some schools have wrestling

Stranger: yeh

You: Not any that I've seen, but I've heard about it.

Stranger: u been to UK

You: I'd like to go sometime

You: Doesn't look I will for awhile, though.

Stranger: thats kl

Stranger: ive been USA

Stranger: NYC

You: I've never been that far up north

You: Farthest north I've been in this country is Missouri

Stranger: ur down south then

Stranger: cali/texas??

You: Yeah

You: No

You: Southeast

You: It's nice down here

Stranger: nice weather i bet

Stranger: god i hate the weather here

Stranger: always grey

Stranger: so depressing at times

You: The weather is nice.

You: Lately, it's been odd in my hometown, though.

You: It's been raining a lot more than it usually does.

You: I get sick of it in a place where it shouldn't happen.

Stranger: haha yeh

You: It wouldn't bother me in a place where it should happen, I mean you go there expecting that kind of thing.

You: But in an area where it shouldn't, it just gets under your skin after awhile.

Stranger: yeh i bet

You: But otherwise, things are good.

You: Good temperature year-round

You: Good area

You: With all the grass and everything

You: sometimes it's good to look at

You: What's it like in England, other than the seemingly perpetual overcast?

Stranger: what weather wise?

You: Sure

Stranger: well the weather is just mild

Stranger: doesnt change much just same old

Stranger: grey, bit cold

Stranger: maybe rain

Stranger: obviously we do get summer but its normally only about a month or two of good weather

Stranger: and the rest just the same

Stranger: i duno i just think im not set out for winters

Stranger: i like sunsine

You: Same here

Stranger: bad weather just gets me down

Stranger: think i will probs move when im older

You: I might do some moving around, as well.

You: I've wanted to see Ireland for awhile

You: Heritage makes me want to.

Stranger: yeh irelands alright

Stranger: depends where u go obviously

You: It'd better be as green as they say it is.

You: If not, greener.

Stranger: haha well the countryside is nice

Stranger: very much like the UK`s countryside

You: Countryside is always nice

You: Except in the winter

You: in the Southeast, you've got a lot of farming

You: so the countryside's filled with cornfields and other fields of plants

You: In the winter, it can be ugly

Stranger: yeh

You: Sometimes you'll see that "wniter wheat," though.

You: It's a nice shade of green.

Stranger: yeh

Stranger: well im off my friend

You: Cya

Stranger: enjoy urself

You: Nice talking with you

Stranger: im need to beat up sum hammers fans

Stranger: yeh thanks

You: Sounds like fun

You: Go kick some ass.

Stranger: i will

Stranger: watch me on bbc news

You: Ha, I'll look for it.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited 10 Jun 2009 by Jo-Bengt (see edit history)

[Mao 0]

BE WARNED, lots of typos, trying to type fast enough. D|

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HI

Stranger: honey

You: yo.

You: Honey? D:>

Stranger: yes

You: Naaaw. >:c

Stranger: were getting married tomorroe

You: Really?

You: poo.

You: I totally forget.

Stranger: yea! didnt u know?

You: GRAAAH. D:

You: THIS IS WHY I KEEP REMINDERS ON MY PHONE.

You: Lost it, dammit. :C

Stranger: maybe ur battery was low

You: Yeeeeah. D:

You: Well, who's coming?

Stranger: to our wedding?

Stranger: well, my whole family. and yours too.

Stranger: + all friends, including juuso & mikko

Stranger: about 200 ppl

You: Oh mai.

Stranger: and one dog

You: We sure know lots of people.

You: And a dog.

Stranger: dog, yep, you're carrying it down the isle

You: D'aw.

Stranger: i hope you're not afraid of them

You: Naw, not at all.

Stranger: oh good

Stranger: so should i ask your name....

Stranger: that wouldnt be a complete surprise when i will be asked to say i do

You: Yeah yeah.

You: I'm Jeffrey.

You: WOMANLY NAME I KNOW

Stranger: and u r an yankee

You: A yankee? D:

Stranger: from us

You: Naw, I'm fir the confederate.

Stranger: r u from us?

You: Us?

You: OH

You: USA

Stranger: yep

You: Yeah. XD''

Stranger: so ure gonna answer that?

Stranger: hopefully..

Stranger: or i'll poo bricks

You: Yeah yeah. I'm from the USA.

You: No brick shittin'. >:C

Stranger: oh nice so where do u live? in usa

Stranger: i think it would be nice to know where to be married

Stranger: in

You: Florida, yo.

Stranger: olli jokinen

You: Ohoh.

You: Purty name. That is your name, right? D:

Stranger: no...... thank god not

Stranger: olli jokinen was in florida panthers

Stranger: dunno is he anymore, hes a finn

You: Oh. I'm not to big on football, aha. |D''

Stranger: its hockey...... :DDD

You: ,,,

You: NOT BIG ON SPORTS

You: Sorry. D:>

Stranger: yeah me either...

Stranger: we have something in common! hooray

You: Yaaaaay!

You: *dances*

Stranger: so you dont wanna know where im from?

You: Oh, sure.

Stranger: finland, i thought it might interest you...

Stranger: since youre marrying me tomorrow

You: Oh, yeah. Finland always seemed likea nice place.

Stranger: it's not

Stranger: here's too much polar bears walkin' the streets

Stranger: interrupting the traffic

You: D:

You: Bad bears. >:C

Stranger: i almost got eated once

You: Ohshit. D:> That's bad.

Stranger: and penguins!

Stranger: oh poo.... those little ol' chaps

Stranger: they keep running on my backyard eating all my plants

You: D:

You: Motherpuppyers.

Stranger: yep

You: You should trap them, and make a nice Penguin stew. >:C

Stranger: oh no! i couldnt do that

Stranger: the law is against it

Stranger: damn

You: Ffffff. :c

You: Bad law.

Stranger: you know indian people think cows are some sort of gods

Stranger: here in Finland we think same about penguins

You: o.o

You: Oh. Tha'ts interesting.

Stranger: you didn't know? penguins are holy

You: I didn't! D:

Stranger: polar bears too, but not as holy

Stranger: we worship them a little less

You: Just below the penguins. eh?

Stranger: yep

You: Poor things. :C

You: ASHFLKASHFASDF

You: Honey. D:

You: I must leave you. :C

Stranger: why?

Stranger: you hate my country?

Stranger: and penguins?

You: No.

You: THE WITCHING HOUR ARRIVES.

You have disconnected.

Edited 10 Jun 2009 by Oh Noes (see edit history)

[Jo-Bengt 0]

Our recent subjet in Talk made me do this...

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Do you think it's possible

You: For a hot chick to be a pedifile?

Stranger: WHAT?

You: And if she did anything to a teenager, I doubt it'd be considered rape

You: The boy would be all too willing...

You: Oh, sorry. Does this topic disturb you?

Stranger: ahn, puppy u?

You: We can talk about something else then.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Young Link Addict 67]

^??? You freaked the person out.

Also my mom said never to talk to strangers. Even though I'm talking to now.

[Mao 0]

Haha, I just got to talk to a nice girlie there. c: It's good to find someone like that on occasion.

Yes, I pose as a boy named Jeffrey whom lives in Florida. >:c

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: What's your favorite band?

You: The Beach Boys.

You: LAME I KNOW

Stranger: NO THEY ARE AWESOME

You:

You: HELL YEAH!

Stranger: XD

Stranger: Seriously who doesn't love The Beach Boys? If you are sad, you listen to them and it's like instantaneous happiness.

You: I know!

You: Especially 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' c:

Stranger: Awww yes! :]

You: And Barbara Ann. My personal fav.

Stranger: That's a good one

Stranger: My favorite Beach Boys song is... hmm...

Stranger: Maybe Forever.

You:

You: Love that one.

Stranger: Me too

Stranger: So, where are you from?

You: Florida.

Stranger: Nice! I love Florida<3

Stranger: I'm from Connecticut lolol

You: Cool. c:

You: Sorry my replies are taking so long, evil computer. D:

Stranger: Oh don't worry about it haha, computers have a tendency to be demonic >_<

Stranger: They just love to plot against you. It sucks.

You: I know. :<

Stranger: So are you in high school or..?

You: Yeah.

You: Freshman. |D''

Stranger: Aw haha. I'm a sophomore.

You: Ah. cool. c:

Stranger: Not to be a total sketch but I definitely talked to a Freshman from Florida on here before... could you tell me your name by any chance just to make sure it's not the same person? Ahahah.

You: Ah, sure. |D'' It's Jeffrey.

Stranger: NVM not the same haha, the other person's name was Philip. I'm Casey btw. And I'm a girl cause I know that name can go either name, hehe.

Stranger: way*

You: Yeah. c: Casey's a cool name. Used to know a girl by that, too.

You: Although, she stuck gum in my hair. D|

Stranger: Really? Almost every Casey I know isa guy.

Stranger: And that's not nice :[

You: She was a mean one indeed. Glad she moved. e.e''

Stranger: Hahaha I know the feeling. Someone I really hate is going to a different school next year and when I found out I literally JUMPED with glee.

You: Ahaha. XD Well, that's good.

Stranger: Haha. Yes.

Stranger: Well I actually have some homework I gotta go do. Yeah, I'm still in school. Ridiculous.

Stranger: But it was lovely talking to you Jeffrey. It's nice to run into people with good grammar. Hahaha.

You: Yeah, it is. c:

You: See ya.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: Here's another.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Boo.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited 10 Jun 2009 by Oh Noes (see edit history)

[Jo-Bengt 0]

Your effective use of an alias has been noted, Oh Noes.

You may be contacted soon if I require use of your skill.

[Chase 390]

ZeldaFancs has taught me an important life lesson here, the only pick up line you need is, "Butt Sex?" And your sure to get the blonde girl's Email from those 2 words.

Funny thing is, I'm still talking to her at this very moment lol. I even convinced her to get a facebook haha.

I'm sure she won't mind if I post a pic of her here.

[Jo-Bengt 0]

Zeldafancs, your girlfriend is effing hot.

*COUGH* I mean, Zeldafancs, that's so cool! You never know when a complete stranger can turn out to be such a great friend!