Omegle

[pheonix561 2080]

We missed you, Silent one.

[Cascade 741]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Heya i'm 18 male Gay and horny, and i'm looking for other Gay men to cum on cam with me on msn

You: Hi I'm Daisy!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: pasta

You: hola mi amigo

Stranger: I no speeking your spanish

You: well i dont speak spanish anyway

You:

Stranger: HORRAAYYY!

You: countryist!

You have disconnected.

I'm bored, sue me

[pheonix561 2080]

whats a countryist?

[Cascade 741]

it's a portmanteau of country and racist. I think you should be able to figure the rest out for yourself C:

...it's what I do when bored :3

[Gabs 0]

mine is so wrong

but too funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Are you a horny male?

You: I'm a non horny female.

Stranger: Are you at least straight?

You: Are you at least legal?

Stranger: How old are you?

You: No fair, I asked first.

Stranger: 46, how old are you?

You: I'm an adolescent

Stranger: puppy. really? that's perfect, so where ya live? wanna trade nudes?

You: No actually, I lied. I'm REALLY a 70 year old man with a wrinkly and small penis. I jizz powder, lets hook up baby, I just got new dentures.

Stranger: You're puppying sick in the head.

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Max 10]

Was I the only one that got a hard-on at those last few lines?