Posted 19 Jul 2009 You had too much of YLA's cake. Why is the cake a lie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2009 Because you can't eat glados's cake. Why can't I think of a funnier answer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2009 Land sharks. To be, or not to be. Is that really the question? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2009 I blame the Velociraptors. Why does Firefox's Spell checker not register Velociraptors as a correct word? (Even though I actually did spell it right) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2009 Because they are trying to convince us they aren't real. THEY ARE. Why can Velociraptors open doors? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2009 Because you've been reading too much XKCD, I think. Why is XKCD so great? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2009 Because Jesus made it so. Why does America suck so bad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2009 Because my brother is annoying. Why me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2009 Because I'm busy. Why do I have to mow the lawn on such a hot day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Jul 2009 Because it would be a waste of sunlight if someone wasn't out in it. Why am I daydreaming about someone I haven't even met yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Jul 2009 Because you've been out in the sun too long. Where did the love go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Jul 2009 i ate it what would happen if humpty dumpty didn't fall off the wall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Jul 2009 he would kill us all how much wood can you chuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Jul 2009 Eleventy-three. Did Mary have a little lamb? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Jul 2009 (edited) Eleventy-three. Did Mary have a little lamb? Yeah but she ate it all. She had a little ham, too. And cake. Why isnt mary little anymore? Edited 24 Jul 2009 by Nick Haines (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites