Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer.

[Negation 1]

Just today there was this guy in lunch who was like, "Give me your sandwich!", and I was like, "No! Get your own sandwich!" Then, he squirted mayonnaise on my face! What an idiot! God!

Then, in second period, the teacher was like, "John, what's the answer to this equation?", so I was all like, "Man! You're the teacher! You're suppose to know it! And the answer's always 42, numbnuts! God! What an idiot! How'd you even get this job!?" Then, I got detention! God! My teacher is an idiot!

After detention was over, there were these two guys who were arguing who was a better hero, Batman or Iron Man, so I was like, "You

[real link 0]

How do they get the caramel inside of a Caramilk bar?

this is how http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH1InUKMVbY

and also no

watermelon

Edited 29 Jul 2009 by real link (see edit history)

[Negation 1]

Quite frankly, m'dear, I don't give a damn.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Marquis 9]

around 180.........

i have alot of time on my hands.....

in comic #89 of the Space Peoples, page 37, column 2, WHAT did captain JJ Junior Senior say to the evil villain Dr Jimmy Jackson JoJo?!

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

a sentence with words in it.

Why does the kid in the tootsie pop commercials trust a strange owl with his candy?

[Link Player 0]

Because he doen't have any clothes on him(Dirty child )

What would happen if you didn't have any internet? (Like me)

[Marquis 9]

Civil Disobedience

Why did said Mayan Calender end in 2012?!

[swordplaymaster12 0]

Because while the myans were making it, a monkey came in and stole all the material after 2012. The monkey caused the end for us all.

Why does Obama have to wake up so early?

Edited 31 Jul 2009 by swordplaymaster12 (see edit history)

[Marquis 9]

to get his smokes in

why did that thing with the people at that place happen?

[Chase 390]

Because I willed it.

Why ask another question?

Edited 31 Jul 2009 by zeldafancs (see edit history)

[Ryu 7]

H E ' S W A T C H I N G . . .

Who stole my cheezits!?

[Xylobe 0]

The Jonas Brothers because I beat them with a potato sack full of live rats.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP?

[_Ande_ 0]

Yes, that is indeed a very good plan for world dominasjon!

Why are there no clouds, and it's yet raining?

[Zelda Drottningu 0]

The Sky is falling!! Ahhhhhhh!

How does Elmo eat?

[Arcane 12]

He absorbs stuff with his eyeballs.

Why am I tired?