Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer.

[Xylobe 0]

Because black and puce just looks stupid.

Why are only the ugly women feminists?

[Kaseixjaa 0]

Because the moon is the earth's only non-technology-related satellite.

Why do whales sing?

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[Arcane 12]

Because they're practicing for Oceanic Idol.

Why does Vio know what my underwear looks like?

[Kaseixjaa 0]

She doesn't, that was just a dream.

Why is the grass greener on the other side?

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Because the other side has fertilizer on steroids and is sabotoging this side.

Why did I send the sinus fairies to plague Teto?

[Ryu 7]

Because you couldn't find Navi.

Vegitable or Fruit?

[Arcane 12]

Neither. It is clearly a gastropod.

Why's the rum gone?

[Kaseixjaa 0]

Because it is a foul drink which blah blah blah Keira Knightley is hot.

How many rupees can you fit in 100 cubic centimeter beakers?

[Arcane 12]

Over nine thousand!

What does McDonald's use for "meat"?

[Kaseixjaa 0]

Your father's old whitey tighteys.

Derp derp, derp derp! Derp derp derp. Derp?

[Neko 0]

Dorp Dorp Dorp.

Why havent i posted foor so long?

[LegoBonez 0]

Because you where frozen in a block of ice.

Why is the sky blue?

[Chase 390]

His power level is over nine thousand!!!

Why? Just...why do I have chickens?

[Zelda Drottningu 0]

Why is the sky blue?

Coz I wanted it to be.

Where did my Apple Pie go?

[Chase 390]

:'( I'm hurt Princess Zelda. You ignored me.

In my freezer.

Why? Just...why do I have chickens?