Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer.

[Arcane 12]

You had too much of YLA's cake.

Why is the cake a lie?

[swordplaymaster12 0]

Because you can't eat glados's cake.

Why can't I think of a funnier answer?

[Arcane 12]

Land sharks.

To be, or not to be. Is that really the question?

[Chef Nonsense 0]

I blame the Velociraptors.

Why does Firefox's Spell checker not register Velociraptors as a correct word? (Even though I actually did spell it right)

[Ammonsa 308]

Because they are trying to convince us they aren't real. THEY ARE.

Why can Velociraptors open doors?

[Arcane 12]

Because you've been reading too much XKCD, I think.

Why is XKCD so great?

[swordplaymaster12 0]

Because Jesus made it so.

Why does America suck so bad?

[Arcane 12]

Because my brother is annoying.

Why me?

[swordplaymaster12 0]

Because I'm busy.

Why do I have to mow the lawn on such a hot day?

[Arcane 12]

Because it would be a waste of sunlight if someone wasn't out in it.

Why am I daydreaming about someone I haven't even met yet?

[swordplaymaster12 0]

Because you've been out in the sun too long.

Where did the love go?

[SoulSwordx 0]

i ate it

what would happen if humpty dumpty didn't fall off the wall

[real link 0]

he would kill us all

how much wood can you chuck

[Arcane 12]

Eleventy-three.

Did Mary have a little lamb?

[Nick Haines 0]

Eleventy-three.

Did Mary have a little lamb?

Yeah but she ate it all. She had a little ham, too. And cake.

Why isnt mary little anymore?

Edited 24 Jul 2009 by Nick Haines (see edit history)