Posted 29 Jul 2009 Just today there was this guy in lunch who was like, "Give me your sandwich!", and I was like, "No! Get your own sandwich!" Then, he squirted mayonnaise on my face! What an idiot! God! Then, in second period, the teacher was like, "John, what's the answer to this equation?", so I was all like, "Man! You're the teacher! You're suppose to know it! And the answer's always 42, numbnuts! God! What an idiot! How'd you even get this job!?" Then, I got detention! God! My teacher is an idiot! After detention was over, there were these two guys who were arguing who was a better hero, Batman or Iron Man, so I was like, "You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 29 Jul 2009 (edited) How do they get the caramel inside of a Caramilk bar? this is how http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH1InUKMVbY and also no watermelon Edited 29 Jul 2009 by real link (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 29 Jul 2009 Quite frankly, m'dear, I don't give a damn. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Jul 2009 around 180......... i have alot of time on my hands..... in comic #89 of the Space Peoples, page 37, column 2, WHAT did captain JJ Junior Senior say to the evil villain Dr Jimmy Jackson JoJo?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Jul 2009 a sentence with words in it. Why does the kid in the tootsie pop commercials trust a strange owl with his candy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Jul 2009 Because he doen't have any clothes on him(Dirty child ) What would happen if you didn't have any internet? (Like me) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Jul 2009 Civil Disobedience Why did said Mayan Calender end in 2012?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Jul 2009 (edited) Because while the myans were making it, a monkey came in and stole all the material after 2012. The monkey caused the end for us all. Why does Obama have to wake up so early? Edited 31 Jul 2009 by swordplaymaster12 (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Jul 2009 to get his smokes in why did that thing with the people at that place happen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Jul 2009 (edited) Because I willed it. Why ask another question? Edited 31 Jul 2009 by zeldafancs (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Jul 2009 H E ' S W A T C H I N G . . . Who stole my cheezits!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Jul 2009 The Jonas Brothers because I beat them with a potato sack full of live rats. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Aug 2009 Yes, that is indeed a very good plan for world dominasjon! Why are there no clouds, and it's yet raining? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Aug 2009 The Sky is falling!! Ahhhhhhh! How does Elmo eat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Aug 2009 He absorbs stuff with his eyeballs. Why am I tired? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites