Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer.

[Treemotan 201]

The Gummy Bears coerced me.

 

Why has the door hinge been displaced?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Because my timey-whimey detector went ding. There's stuff.

 

 

Why can't I stop listening to the metal version of Pon Pon Pon by Kyary Paymu Paymu?

Better yet why did I type out her full name

[Treemotan 201]

Because PON PON PON is addictive as cocaine. That is in fact a rational answer.

What if Pinocchio said his nose was about to grow?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

GLaDOS would nearly destroy herself trying NOT to think about that there paradox.

 

Why am I making so many references recently?

[HylianFromLandOfOoo 24]

Because you have nothing better to do with your time!

(not even sorry!)

 

Why is Pokemon so much better than twilight?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Because Ash chooses you!!!

 

 

Why am I depressed? Is it hormones? Is it my body hating my mind? Am I just dumb?

etc.

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

DEMENTORS.

 

Why is my clock broken?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Because Dave Strider failed in his duty as Knight of Time.

 

 

Don't we need to get burgers out of this conversation?

[HylianFromLandOfOoo 24]

Because they kill the internet!!!

 

TIME LORDS?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

No.

 

 

 

 

What is n to the fourth power if 2-3n=38?

[HylianFromLandOfOoo 24]

potatos!

 

Wuut?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Wuut indeed, for there is no answer to a single word question unless the context is entirely apparent.

 

How do I shot we- OH MY GOD, IT'S ALFRED MOLINA.

Who is Doctor Octagonapus?

 

The answer to the previous question was -20736, if anyone cares.

[HylianFromLandOfOoo 24]

It's a cross between everything that ever is, ever was and ever has been!

 

who dunnit?

[Chimetals 344]

colonel mustard in the kitchen with the candlestick.

 

The answer to the previous question was -20736, if anyone cares.

when you punch something like that into your calculator, use (-12)^4 not -12^4 because the calculator will interpret that as -(12^4). anything to an even power is always positive unless i is involved.

 

i should teach you sohcahtoa if you dont know it already, and how to derive/integrate things. your teachers will cry and go "how the puppy do you know calculus?!"

 

which is bigger, earth or mars?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Mars, because of the mass of Curiosity pushing it over the edge.

 

Would you please teach me calculus in a way that my dumb Pre-Algebra brain can comprehend, Chimetals?