Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer.

[SilverAlchemic 355]

because my arwing just blew up.

why does portal have weird physics?

[PrimaGaga 1025]

It doesn't have weird physics. You just perceive them as weird.

[SilverAlchemic 355]

i can't answer, cause he didn't ask.

why didn't lark have a question?

[deleted234141 0]

Because he was masturbating!

Why do I love the "Bed intruder" song!?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

cause yo hid yo wives, children, and husbands.

why isn't there a internet meme fansite?

[PrimaGaga 1025]

There is. Know Your Meme is a fansite for memes.

PS- Masturbation is disgusting.

Why do people stare at me when I drive past them while blasting loud, shitty music?

[Compulsia 2]

Because it makes them feel better about themselves

What is the relativity between 4 hours and 4 apples?

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Your mother.

Why is this topic so lame?

[Linox 28]

Because I wasn't here when you asked that question.

What is a hadron collider?

[Linkprow 42]

It's a particle accelerator.

Edit: Oops forgot to ask a question. Oh well, Zelda Drottningu took over

[Zelda Drottningu 0]

Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

[Ammonsa 308]

Oui!

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Que?

Como Estas?

(i've been learning basic spanish in school recently)

[Majora 0]

¡Todos estamos locos! we all are crazy!

why the flavor of the soap is so bad? (¿por qué el sabor del jabón es tan malo?) 

[Ammonsa 308]

I bought a cd today.

Why am I so lonely?