My Job... Sucks

[Teto 2609]

My job is so puppying unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the puppying stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big puppying dog to work. Every puppying day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single puppying day.

Anyway, I drive these puppytards around in my van and we solve mysteries and poo.

[Michael 290]

[Arcane 12]

lol. That was great.

[DorkLink 0]

Y'know... I seriously thought you were really pissed about your actual job... and I thought you had a really crummy job havin to work with people like that... but then I read the "hop in the van and solve mysteries and poo" part. Threw me off, then I saw Tappy's post.

I felt like I just got punk'd, but I was laughing too damn hard to care. Awesome

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I actually didn't see what the joke was until you mentioned vans and mysteries.

Screw you all and your television. >

But I laughed, so it's all good.

Sahaqiel

[Otis McNutt 395]

Jinkies that's rough Fred, I work with some tools as well. My Boss is a penny pinching Crabby guy who would sell his own mother for a nickel. My coworker is an annoying freak who laughs all the time and constantly makes my home life unbearable, especially when his bloated pink friend stops by. And I live in a cultural waste land where nobody appreciates my musical/dance/artistic genius.

[Teto 2609]

STFU, Squidward.

[Roc 8]

It was more awesome the first time I read it since I didn't know how it would end.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Wow your job sucks.

I have no job. I just try to be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them... Is my cause. I will travel across the land searching far and wide. These pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

[Teto 2609]

STFU, Ash Ketchum.

[Xylobe 0]

STFU, Teto.

[Teto 2609]

STFU, Frahugganiffle.

[Ammonsa 308]

Wait, where do you work?

[Teto 2609]

I drive around in a van solving mysteries with the gang.

[Ammonsa 308]

Cool, I drive around in a van as well. I sell candy to children.

Young, impressionable children...

Edited 5 Aug 2009 by Ammonsa (see edit history)