Roses Are Red

[Road 0]

Kung Fu is useless

I'll still leave you toothless

Let's have a rap battle

Umbrella

I'm up for the fight

Let's set this stage alight

And battle to the night

Infect the crowd with fright

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Momma

Just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!

[Road 0]

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!

It totally is man

Name the most mainstream song of all time? Sure you can!

But nonetheless it's a decent song we see,

But Queen have better believe you me.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Seems Teto's rappin' up a storm!

Better lock yourselves within your bathroom doors

Before he tells you how much you've conformed

And makes you not seem special, but seem bland and uniform.

[Max 10]

Yeah, listen to pretty much anything from Queen II and you'll see what he means.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Min, what's this, no rhyme?

Don't make Teto get pissed, he doesn't have enough time

Stop generating more beef with him than cattle

Can't you see he's in the middle of an important rap battle?

[Max 10]

Silly Saha,

Yes I can see;

but rap I cannot,

there is no one whiter than me.

[Arcane 12]

White you may be,

and me as well,

but It doesn't matter.

Let's rhyme like hell!

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I love how this thread has transitioned

From speaking of flowers to speaking in rhymes

Everyone's rappin' it up like it's a personal mission

I'm tellin' you all, it's really quite sublime.

[Arcane 12]

A bit offtopic, it may seem,

but no one can deny,

rappin' is better than flora.

I'll bet my favorite eye.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Arcane has a favorite eye?

That's a bit different than a favorite tie

I beg your answer, please answer me

Which is favored when you're required to see?

[Arcane 12]

Alas, I must leave,

so this will be breif.

My right is the one,

for it's the better at spotting a leaf.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

A leaf? That was weak

You could have said grief

or even Greeks

Some kind of partial rhyme

To get you out of this bind

See what I just did?

Yeah, I hope you heard what you saw

It was a partial rhyme

Comin' straight for your right superior Greek-spotting eye.

[Road 0]

Seems Teto's rappin' up a storm!

Better lock yourselves within your bathroom doors

Before he tells you how much you've conformed

And makes you not seem special, but seem bland and uniform.

In your wake

I quake

I shake

Because I have short sentences and good rhymes I fail to bake.

Wait I didn't see the next page

My thread is the dawn of a new age

I didn't expect it to expand at this rate

And I'm so very sorry my reply was late.

[Arcane 12]

Yes, leaf was weak...

I hadn't the time

to find the perfect word

to fit in that rhyme.