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lol

I'm on the ball.

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Make sure to call

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Was that a threat of attack?

Are you planning something behind my back?

I feel you're dumbing your rap down as a show,

So that you can hit me a deadlier blow.

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Dear Teto, I plan not even a threat of attack

It seems you're paranoid,

Always lookin' behind your back,

Eatin' hard tack must have made your brain lax

Since you're a pirate and you eat hard tack (Fact)

Always plunderin' our booty and hiding it in caves

Underground, and near tribes that are always deranged

Gettin' scathed

By being boiled by this lot,

The ones who want to eat me,

As they readied the pot.

Or do you recognize this scene?

My chest of treasure is nowhere to be seen

All you've got is this map full of rot

And forty paces, no standard for pacing is there to be got,

You get your shovel, dig for eight hours of trouble,

Only getting your thoughts muddled

By how much you have scurvy, yar.

Keep your hands off my loot,

There's nothing in there but ale and my boots

I just pirate-served you, dawg

So shiver your timbers

These seas are rougher than rivers

Stop getting lilies in your liver,

You scallywags ain't no pillagers,

I've readied my cannons

So now I'm taking aim at your villagers.

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So your a pastafarian too?

its a choice that youll never rue.

its a cool funny thing,

I often sing

about how you spagnostics

should join!

You'll have lots of fun,

drinking your rum

and wearing your pirate clothes

join us today,

so we can say,

WE ARE A REAL RELIGION, KANSAS.

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RAmen, bros

you too are close

to the saucy tendrils

of the lord...

ils.

=/

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Worshipping pasta? To me, this is absurd.

What divine purpose could spagetti possibly hold?

But no worries, I'm not hatin'. I have no beef.

I can respect your ridiculous belief.

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Worshipping pasta? To me, this is absurd.

What divine purpose could spagetti possibly hold?

But no worries, I'm not hatin'. I have no beef.

I can respect your ridiculous belief.

Stop being Holier than Thou.

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Worshipping pasta? To me, this is absurd.

What divine purpose could spagetti possibly hold?

But no worries, I'm not hatin'. I have no beef.

I can respect your ridiculous belief.

Now hold up, when did this issue conflagrate?

I don't participate in this rap for religious debate,

Alls I did was pirate-serve Teto

And that's alls that I did and

You want to call The Carbohydrate ridiculous?

I'll tell you once, and only once,

You are def'nitely kiddin',

So let's strap down and throw down

The first I'd Rather You Didn't.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass

You have a being who you think listens to whiny people all day,

Even Disney Channel's collective cast

While they're acting on stage.

When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay.

Really, I'm Not That Vain.

Yet you call us ridiculous and don't want to feel pain

We're peaceful folks, so far we don't have casualties

From things like , "Spiritual" Battles, "Divine" Retribution, and the "Holy" Crusades

We don't insult unless insulted, at least we try to act civilly.

Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

Right now it's not about you, it's about rap-conversation and subjects?

There are none other.

It's not about your God, or my God, or Cinderella's Fairy Godmother

So before I start flame wars, let's just rap this up

No more religion, I'm saying this as a mod,

So even if no harm's done then just don't mention it,

Before I have to flame your ridiculous god.

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I must say I agree,

this thread has no place

for flaming and serious religious debates.

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Without religion, what else is there to say?

We can go on and on about our day.

But then, doesn't that seem insincere?

To refrain from talking about something I hold dear?

And what's so important about my day?

You and I can't possibly see it the same way.

We could talk about Zelda, if we choose

But Zelda is only a ruse.

Zelda is great, but it passes away

You'll never talk about Zelda again someday.

So why not debate on the afterlife,

while our lives are filled with pain and strife?

Dear Sahaqiel, I love you, but don't be absurd.

Find meaning in life, look past what you've heard.

I love you, I love Zelda, and that's perfectly okay.

But there comes a time when you have to find your way.

Look past the here and now, and see that all that you love

Is passing away.

So let me talk, my dear friend.

To me your ears lend.

I don't want to offend,

I merely want to transcend.

We talk about topics with no meaning, no purpose.

Why not talk about what's above the surface?

Sure, we may not all agree, but that's okay.

I just want everyone to have their say.

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Lionheart, you're lucky 'cause all I will say

Is you made me facepalm, this thread was in severe dismay

I don't know about the others, because I've found,

You need to take your head out of the box that makes you

Holier-Than-Thou,

All over the forum, recently, you're Holier-Than-Thou

Using religion here and there and everywhere, and,

Holy Cow.

See what you've did?

Look at this thread

Took it by the neck and shook the fun out 'til it was dead,

I'm fairly sure I told you all to not involve religion

This is a forum game and games aren't serious,

Despite your decision

To rap like a villain

Infecting our fun with your sternness

Despite my warnings

I was just getting even, Your Holiness.

I just dropped in to say

I printed this thread out today

Except Lionheart's posts

And let my friends laugh away,

Except the religious ones;

I took the debate pages out of one (I made two)

And gave them that packet instead,

So the mood wouldn't be dampened by your concept of "fun",

That's called thinking

About how nearby people hurt

When you say things that are offending,

Something you don't do, Lionheart,

Always spraying and spreading

That you as religious folk won't be undone,

But you're not being undone, I'm just telling you to stop,

Not to drop your religion from your voice,

Or your head in your thoughts.

We are not heathens

For not believing your reasons

And I agree, we should all have our say,

But you should save your say for a different thread,

Different day, different way,

Because I'm tired of this.

Can't we get through a thread without religion and fits?

I'm sure even Jesus would facepalm at this,

so turn the other cheek, I'm not trying to fuss

As I've not bothered you when you debate,

When you overuse Jesus.

And I don't want to start, because I know how it'll end

Closer to broken keyboards and weaker as friends

So please, just stop,

It wasn't funny the first time,

Now let's get back to our conversation

composed entirely of rhyme.

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Saha, a god you must be,

for I feel compelled to make a religion for thee.

Inadequate I feel,

in your holy glory,

and in terms of intelligence,

well that's a similar story.

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I'm bravin' hazin!

cravin' raisins!

savin crooked ravens!

lovin crooked vulchas

they freakin love ta mulch ya

face off

fangs off

new fang

new fangled

contraption of contraction

rappin the fraction

of saha's length

word.

new fang is out by them crooked vultures.

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