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I am "small"

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Well, I was in fitness class today, we got to do whatever. There were small dumbbells and big ones in desperate racks. I am small in muscle, and I am skinny (Or lean) so I went to the small. Then a girl in my French class said "Aren't you going to get the big ones Jared??"

I said no. She asked why and I said i was small. Sher took it the "other" way.

Then we went to french and she told the most annoying kid in class that I had a small penis :angry:

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You probably do :smug:

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That girl sounds really stupid.

That sucks though :c

EDIT: That's what I thought too when I read the title :3 how dirty minded

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Well that's the first thing I thought when I read the title tbh

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^This.

Anyway that sucks.

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Haha, that's a bonner.... Er, maybe it isn't in this case...

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lololololololol

That sucks. :ouch:

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That's what I thought too when I read the title :3

Well that's the first thing I thought when I read the title tbh

^This.

^This.

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another unmistakable accident

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yeah I really thought you were gonna say you have a small penis or something :P

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I don't see why you would ever say "I am small". That's just dumb. Of course she's gonna take it that way. Everyone does.

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^This.

^ This too. I thought you were implying that you had a tiny pecker. I know what'll cheer you up... Know how back in the medieval times, everyone was shorter? It was average to have a 4 inch long pecker. Although, today, it's all. "MOFG, YOU'VE GOT A 7-INCH PENOR. YOU'RE GOD."

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That's awful! Your classmate isn't very bright, either.

Also, was I the only one who though of height when I read the title? Maybe it's because I'm short as well...

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I actually didn't think of it that way when I read the title. I thought you meant small in terms or having a small body.

I'm losing my touch.

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"MOFG, YOU'VE GOT A 7-INCH PENOR. YOU'RE GOD."

Yo.

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