That's my horse!

[Goron Merchant 1]

MY HORSE!!!!!!

*BAAAOOOOOOMMM!!!!!*

*DEAD SKULLTULA GUTS FLY EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!*

*Pukes on next Poster.*

[Mao 0]

*SPLAT*

Gaaaah, merchant puke!

Horse thats my!

*throws leigon of angry rabid cuccos at next poster*

AHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! *skips away in frilly (puked on) skirt*

[Goron Merchant 1]

Sorry Oh-Noes. . .

[HAM! 0]

thats my horse!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws bottle of milk at next poster*

[Mao 0]

MY HORSIE! *throws karkariko fried cucco at milk and deflects*

HA! Milk can never defeat Karkariko Fried Cucco! *cuccos stare menacingly*

..... *gulp* Save me..... GYAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*picks up gossip stone and throws at next poster* Spare me!!!! *runs into graveyard and falls into royal tomb* NOT THE RE-DEADS!!!!!!! GET THEM OFF!!!!! *distant screams are heard through out hyrule*

[PokeFan 0]

That my horse. SO GIVE IT BACK Throws boomerang at next poster

[Eka 387]

*surprsied at boomerang, but dodges it* HOLY! Hah! Missed *boomerang comes back and hits me* Dammit, shoulda expected that...oh well HEY! Who said you could steal my horse!!!??? *runs after horse-stealer and grabs horse..sadly trips over Oh Noes and her situation with the re-dead* *drops horse* NOO!!! Oh well, this will save me a bit from people stealing my horse! *empties bottle of oil* *slippery for next poster* *Re-dead screams throughout hyrule again*

[Mao 0]

Hey ZeldaWii! =D *slips on oil* Urgh! *redead jumps on top of* NOOOO! Get it off of me... *navi randomly flies in*

Navi: I think you have a new friend.

ReDead: SKREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Me: NO! Not anoth-GAAK! *is jumped on by redead* I hate you Navi. *swats navi with 'annoying fairy swatter'* HA. Stupid Navi.

Why do these things like me so much? Why? But wait! I have......Da da da DAAAAA! The Ocarina of Time!

*plays suns song redeads freeze* I am free! Free at long last!

Hey. Who ran off with my horse? *throws live redead at next poster* Have fun!

[The Minish Link 1]

Hey ZeldaWii! =D *slips on oil* Urgh! *redead jumps on top of* NOOOO! Get it off of me... *navi randomly flies in*

Navi: I think you have a new friend.

ReDead: SKREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Me: NO! Not anoth-GAAK! *is jumped on by redead* I hate you Navi. *swats navi with 'annoying fairy swatter'* HA. Stupid Navi.

Why do these things like me so much? Why? But wait! I have......Da da da DAAAAA! The Ocarina of Time!

*plays suns song redeads freeze* I am free! Free at long last!

Hey. Who ran off with my horse? *throws live redead at next poster* Have fun!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Takes out AK-47 and blaststhe heck out of the re-dead*

YOU STOLE MY HORSE YOU SONNUVA------ *Throws a Gossip stone at the next poster*

[Goron Merchant 1]

*Gets hit with Gossip Stone.*

---BOING-BOING!! The current time is 18:23!---

BUENOSS NOCHES!!!!!

*Grabs Chicago Typewriter and shoots next poster to bits!!!!*

[PokeFan 0]

I already told you Guys IT'S MY HORSE SO GO AWAY! Throws Master sword at next poster

[HAM! 0]

*takes master sword* YAY IM THE HERO OF TIME!! *throws a water bomb at next poster*

[PokeFan 0]

Blocks water bomb with shield "hah!" water bomb explodes "i should of taken better precautions that is my horse ham! Chucks Super bomb at next poster

[The Minish Link 1]

Blocks water bomb with shield "hah!" water bomb explodes "i should of taken better precautions that is my horse ham! Chucks Super bomb at next poster

OMFG! *Dodges Bomb and chucks it, ready to explode, at the next poster.*

[HAM! 0]

arghhh MY HORSE!!! pleez! *throws powder keg at next poster