That's my horse!

[Goron Merchant 1]

Owwww howww owwweeee. . .

What did I do?-- BESIDES STEAL THE HORSE!!!! MUA HA HA!!!!!!

*RUNS!!!*

[The Minish Link 1]

Owwww howww owwweeee. . .

What did I do?-- BESIDES STEAL THE HORSE!!!! MUA HA HA!!!!!!

*RUNS!!!*

* Hands Goron merchant to the Cops, and steals the Horse, throwing a Tree at the next poster*

[Relean 1]

*Casts Din's Fire before the tree hits him.* You don't get it, do you? THAT BE MY EL HORSO! *Smacks ball and chain against the next poster's face.*

[Chase 390]

*turns into water and dodges, then turns hylian again* It'll be my horse 'for the day is through. *Chunks Zelda at the next poster.*

[Relean 1]

*Holds shield up to block Zelda.* That horse belongs to me. *Smashes a bottle against a table, breaking it in half and attacks the next poster with the pointy part.*

[Cockwaffle 0]

Try to penetrate my rock skin...

*poke*

OWOWOWOWOW! Bottle of pointy deaaath!

Deine Horse ist MEIN!

*Grabs Ultima spellbook and casts it in the next poster's area*

[Relean 1]

Um... Ultima Spellbook? Does that have to do with Zelda?

[Goron Merchant 1]

Ha!!!! Pay more attention Relean!!!!

*Escapes from police and snatches Horse!!!!!*

*Rides horse off . . . .CLIFF?!?!?!?!?!?*

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Chase 390]

*Uses clawshot to retrieve horse* ha ha! My horse of course! *throws a deku nut at the next poster to blind em*

[Cockwaffle 0]

No, but the Ultima spell book reminds me of the Book of Mudora.

*is not blinded due to 1337-ness.*

HAH!

AND THAT'S MY HORSE!

*steals the horse and shoves bombs up the next poster's nose. Lit bombs.*

[Eka 387]

*Sneezes bombs out quickly and runs after person with horse* Okay the postman's hat was one thing, but TAKING MY HORSE! TOO FAR MAN! *Throws Ocarina Of Time at guy with horse and steals horse back* HAH!

[Torch74 0]

he he he picks *up previously used triforce* he he OWWW! OCARINA! well now that i have this ill just play a lullaby (ZELDA'S LULLABY HA!) to put you all asleep and take back what should rightfully be mine but isn't BUT NOW IT IS! *chuck this thing at the next poster* "And when i get it back ill toss it at aatch!"

[Relean 1]

*Is hit by the Triforce, for great justice.* That horse is mine. My horse, not yours! * Runs over next poster with the spinner.*

[Torch74 0]

aaaaahhhhhh! *gets run over* come back here you scandel! *chases relean with iron boots on* when i get u ur goin DOWN!!! atleast i got my triforce back yay!! whips it at next poster

[Goron Merchant 1]

OW!!!!!!!!!!

I need the horse for. . .business. . .

I will personaly Lynch the next poster!!!!

*Grabs Knife.*