What smells like death?

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My friend acquaintance has horrible breath. Whenever he's around, it smells like something died. I want him to leave me alone or at least stop talking. Is there a kind, subtle way of telling him to see a dentist and use listerine frequently? I can't stand the smell...

[Teto 2609]

Manners are for pussies. Just tell him.

[Brodongo 272]

have him watch this

[Arachne 25]

Or show him the song "Brush Your Teeth" by Kompressor

BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE YOU GO TO BED,

OR YOU WILL WAKE UP WITH ROTTEN TEETH IN HEAD.

BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE YOU GO TO SCHOOL,

OR ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL SAY YOU SMELL LIKE STOOL.

But in all seriousness wait until you can talk to him privately, and just tell him. Give him a pack of gum or whatever. If you guys are good friends it shouldn't be a big issue. My boyfriend tells me if I've got horrible morning breath.

[Kimmy 0]

FUNKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Knuckle 484]

Get him a bottle of listerine mouthwash for his birthday. That'll give him a clue.

[deleted234141 0]

Just say it to him! Done!

Now you can talk to him without being dead in 5 seconds.

Give a note when you`ve said it to him.

[Cascade 741]

ffffffff I hate Listerine adverts. They make no sense, and the chubby cheeks part always freaks me out :C

but yeah Listerine is good for bad breath, sneak some into his handbag :>