Z0mbie Plan

[Ne0phyte 0]

With the number of bio weapons made a zombie outbreak isn't to far away so there is one question do you have a plan and what is it?

[pheonix561 2080]

Oh

Oh man

I think I wrote down my plan somewhere

I don't think I have time to write it down now Its like eleven O'clock and I have to be up for class at nine in the morning

but oh man I totally have a plan

[Cascade 741]

Wait

Biological weapons can cause a zombie outbreak?!?!

I better go write a plan ASAP... no but really wut o.0

[Knuckle 484]

I'd get out of the urban areas and head for the Midwest, preferably Wyoming.

Why do people always stay in the city in zombie movies anyway?

[PrimaGaga 1025]

City has supplies- Guns, Food, Shelter, Clothes, etc.

But yea, I'd totally just dance the zombies into oblivion with my awesomeness. I'd shake my hips and unleash my special attack, Vintage Rainbow Surprise, to destroy 92% of the zombies within a half-mile radius. Then, when VRS is in cool-down, I would use Strawberry Death Cake and finish off the remaining 8%. My moves are fantastic-type so they are super effective against uncreative monsters like zombies.

[Ne0phyte 0]

I'm going to the Yukon not many people and on my way up ill get supplies its an awsome plan but not as good as Rainbow's

[Vio Milanor 28]

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Lawl

[Silent One 2]

First ill get my dog one of These, Then I'll go down to my Basement, Then I'll go Here to get learned about this stuff, And finally when the zombies come in my house I'll be Ready.

[Marquis 9]

Kill as many zombies as possible to get my score higher then everyone elses.

[Rika Code 29]

I live near a military airbase so my plans start with getting there

Then capture zombies to disect and experiment for some laughs while I am preparing for stage 2

Stage 2 is secret except in verbal communication face-to-face

Stage 3 is hope my friends survive and try to convince them that staying in Costco is a dumb idea that only leads to sucide

Stage 4 is autopilot a plane somewhere out of America and over to some island

Stage 5 is pry to god for enough fuel to get me there

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Have you ever even seen a zombie movie? The people who capture a zombie as a pet always get effed in the "A" mid way through the flick.

PS- How exactly does one pry to God?

[Rika Code 29]

I seriously have no clue

No one ever told me

But I know whch hand gesture is for God and which one is for Jesus

[PrimaGaga 1025]

... I'm sure you do.

*facepalm*

[Chase 390]

I seriously have no clue

No one ever told me

But I know whch hand gesture is for God and which one is for Jesus

What?