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My friend, Nina, is playign right now, She made a black chick named CHARI$MA. She just picked up a wolf by his neck and cut it.

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Got killed by a draugr deathlord about 19 times. Tried tons of strategies, none of 'em worked. Draugr deathlords are extremely tough, they can kill ya with just a few swipes. They can also use shouts, specifically unrelenting force and disarm. In a sense, they are more dangerous than both dragons and giants.

It was around this time that I found out that a quick swipe of werewolf claws can send a human-sized enemy flying across the room.

Lets go to the flowchart for this one:

Dragons<Giants<Deathlords<ME

I am also now part of the Dark Brotherhood. They don't exactly seem too evil. They are more like a big dysfunctional family that just so happens to kill people for money. Cool outfits too.

Another thing: I am no longer welcome in Markarth. Long story short, I did a quest, it pissed off some guards, and I might have killed a guard or twelve. And I may have used my beast form and I may have fed on their corpses. And I may have stolen a horse to get away.

Didn't like that stupid town anyway.

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She is really bad at this game. She killed a small child by accident and now the whole town is trying to kill her. Luckily I set them on fire for her and escaped. Now she found a dungeon.... lol this'll be fun to watch.

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Another thing: I am no longer welcome in Markarth. Long story short, I did a quest, it pissed off some guards, and I might have killed a guard or twelve. And I may have used my beast form and I may have fed on their corpses. And I may have stolen a horse to get away.

why would you DO that?! go back there and finish them off, jeegus.

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Lets go to the flowchart for this one:

Dragons<BEARS<Giants<Deathlords<ME

Fixed that for you

Dragons are slow and fly around to give me recharging time.

But bears just chase you down and destroy you.

Goddamn BEARS.

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wonder how long it will take her to find out about the pressure plate traps.

Also, really? CHARI$MA?

I didn't think the dollar sign existed in ANCIENT NORD SOCIETY.

And thank you, Teto. I completely forgot about those fuzzy bastards.

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It's not a dollar sign, it's a snake kebab.

So much beard.

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Also, really? CHARI$MA?

I didn't think the dollar sign existed in ANCIENT NORD SOCIETY.

Well that's what Bethesda gets for having black people be a specific race other than normal human.

Also, I went to pick up 3D Dot Game Heroes today (great game) and I kinda picked up the Skyrim guide too, even though I don't really want it. I'm such a squidding collector. This thing can break skulls too, it's so big. Should be an in game weapon itself.

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I ditched Alduin and Parthunaax on top of the mountain so i could do sidequests. I can still faintly hear him at the bottom of the mountain.

Dovahkiin! Use Dragonrend! Its the only way you can fight Alduin!

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that is the best

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This thing can break skulls too, it's so big. Should be an in game weapon itself.

a special preorder in-game item for anyone that bought the game/guide bundle!

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Guys, I have a 1005 gold bounty on my head and I think it's from Markarth(sp?).

They refuse to arrest me.

I'm pretty sure I've spoken to every guard in every city.

I am bountied forever.

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Dude I saw people with the pre-ordered box leave gamestop on release night. That thing was HUGE. I would've loved to have that art book but the bundle was $150 so no thanks, Don't really need the statue.

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Sayuri, that's the Makarth bounty glitch. A lot of people are suffering from it.

The most bounty I've ever had is 4. I think it was for trespassing or something. Not been approached by a guard by it though.

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Dunno who Dovakin is yet but as soon as I finally get oblivion on my laptop I'm making a Nord named Valdemar, and I'm gonna be a barbarian.

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