things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[Ganon's Girl 0]

Ganondorf: I feel pretty. oh so pretty. i feel pretty, and witty, and gay! and i pity, any evil overlord who isn't me today!

Link:

Ganondorf: Link! Come feel pretty with me!

[AgentBauer 0]

Link: Zelda, has there always been a picture of Mario outside of the Courtyard?

[Goron Merchant 1]

Goron: I'm tired of Rock Sirloin!!!!!!!

[Arcane 12]

Zelda says to Link: ...use the force...

[AgentBauer 0]

Link: So, how do I randomly know how to play an ocarina?

[Goron Merchant 1]

Link: That boy has a stick!! Luucky!!!

[True Gamer 19]

*Link running toward Stalfos*

Link: "Time out!....your shoe is untied..."

[Ganon's Girl 0]

*Navi flicker out*

Navi: Crap, I need a new lightbulb

[Goron Merchant 1]

Lol!

Your good at this Zelda Girl!

[Ganon's Girl 0]

Thanks. It's strange, because in real life I'm not one of the funny people in class

[Mega Link 0]

welll this is crazy i dont know what your talking about

loooooooooool

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[AgentBauer 0]

Redead to Link: Ok, I'm gonna act dead. When you walk out of the Temple of Time, I rise up and you get scared. All right, let's try this.

Link: All right.

(Link walks in and out of the Temple of Time and into the Market. Redead stands up)

Redead: SCREECH!

Link: Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wicker Basket 2]

Link: I'm sooooooooooo hungry... It feels like I haven't eaten in 7 years...

Navi: Would you shut up... I haven't eaten either.

Link: you've been eating my hat, every time you go into it. I wondered where my old hat went... * looks at Navi with hungry eyes*

Navi: Link... why are you looking at me like that? Link? Hello? Li-

Link: *Trys to eat Navi then falls down dead*

Navi: Oh, crap... I need a new hero.

[Musicale Personna 0]

Link: *looking at a piece of paper titled "To-Do List"* Let's see... Rescue Zelda, check! Kill Ganondorf, check! Save Hyrule, check! Get tickets for Linkin Park's Projekt Revolution tour with MCR on the eighth, check!

Midna: *gasp* LINK!! You have to save the entire world again on the eighth! DON'T YOU DARE GO TO THAT CONCERT!!!

Link: Oh, shut up, Midna, Hyrule can survive without me for one little day!

Midna: ...

*August 9th*

Link: Holy crap, what happened here?

*Hyrule is laid waste with wildfires and corpses strewn everywhere*

Midna: What did I tell you?!

[AgentBauer 0]

Link: Look at this dust all over Hyrule. Has no one really been playing Ocarina of Time?

(Person starts OoT)

Link: The dust is gone!