things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[The Chilled Hylian 0]

U forgot HIIIIIght

[Young Link Addict 67]

Why can't this stay alive?

Link:Hey Zelda guess what.

Zelda:What?

Link:I'm in love with Tingle.

Everyone in the whole world:O...M...G... W...T...F...?

This is the first thing that came to mind. Don't ask.

[Arcane 12]

*when Link transforms into a wolf in TP*

Link: Hey! This tickles!

[Ops 2]

Link: I'm bored.

Navi: Shh. you can't talk remember?

Link: SO, it's not like anyones watching.

Navi: yes they are! Right out there! *points at person playing*

Link: Navi.... what did i tell you about breaking the fourth wall?

Navi: Uh-Oh.....

A couple hours later

*malon walks up to a spot on the field that's covered in blood, and link and navi's dead body are on the ground*

Malon: OMG Link! What happened?

Link: Navi struggled.

[Cat Girl 0]

*Zelda decides to go to Ordon*

Colin: Princess Zelda! *runs up to here* Princess, why can't Link talk?

Zelda: *crouches down to be eye-level with Colin* Well, you see Colin, one day, Link misused his gift to talk in a very, very, annoying way. So, I placed a curse on him to never talk again except to tell people his name!

Colin:...O.o

Don't ask, it just came to me.

[Umbreon 0]

Link:I think I'm gonna try living in the pokemon world i won't have to battle any one

[Shin Megami Akida 0]

Zelda: Thank you Link for saving me! -runs up to kiss Link-

Link: Sorry Zelda..-pushes away-..

Zelda: Huh..!?

Link: I'm in love with Shiek...

Zelda:

Shiek: Hey, baby, let's get going.

Link: OK!

-they make out and vanish-

Zelda: Wait! What about Ganon, he isn't dead yet!!!

Navi: Don't worry Zelda...you've got my baby.

Zelda: o//0

~end~

Edit: I really don't know why this stereotypical idea came to me. No one take this the wrong way, thank you.

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[Otis McNutt 395]

I am Error.

[wolflink955 0]

ok you know how when your beeting gannon in windwaker and Zelda is shooting light airrows at Gannon. well here is one

Link: Zelda! What the eff are you doing over there. Hurry up and shot this dang light airrow so I can kill Gannon for the 59th time!

Gannon: ugh. dont remind me how many times you have killed me...

Zelda: I don't know how to use this thing Link! You come here and show me!

Link: Ok gannon, pause for a min. or 2.

(gannon pauses)

Link:(standing in front of Zelda with a airrow pointed to his stomach) You pull the thing, put an airrow here,and here and let go here.

Zelda: Like this? (she shoots an airrow through Link)

Link: WHAT THE---. OWW YOU EFFING.... AHHHH NOW HYRULE WILL NEVER BE SAVED!(link dies)

(gannon unpauses)

Gannon: Did you do that Zelda?

Zelda: Yes master.

Ha. Ik its not funny but I had to post it.

[Umbreon 0]

Zelda: link you were never souposed to exist

[twilightwolf 0]

*After Link beats Ganon in TP*

Zelda: *huggs Link* Oh Link I love you!

Link: *pushes Zelda* Sorry my heart belongs to Zant

Zelda: Wha?! After all you've done for me...

*Link getts on Epona grabbs Zant and rides off into the sunset*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Cat Girl 0]

*After Link beats Ganon in TP*

Zelda: *huggs Link* Oh Link I love you!

Link: *pushes Zelda* Sorry my heart belongs to Zant

Zelda: Wha?! After all you've done for me...

*Link getts on Epona grabbs Zant and rides off into the sunset*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I would punch Link if he did that. After screaming my head off of course...

[Goron Merchant 1]

. . .I love Zant.

[Young Link Addict 67]

IT LIVVVVVVVVVVES I didn't have to make it live.

Link: Zelda.

Zelda: Yes dear.

Link: Do you remember navi?

Zelda: Yes I do.

2 mineuts later.

Navi: Hey I heard my name.

Link: *Takes out shotgun.* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

IIIIIIIIIIIIE NAVI.

Zelda: coughoverkillsohotcough

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

Link:Zelda, will you marry me?

Zelda:*transforms into sheik* sure dude

Link:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY