things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[Cat Girl 0]

Link: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelda: Have you been on caffeine again??

Link: But the panda likes Sparta...

Zelda: *sigh*

[Ryu 7]

wow,it lives

zelda:link kill him while i stun him!

link:wha-ungh!

ganon:muhahahahahah!!!!

zelda must i say it again!? pay atention!

link:wheres atention'pulls out wallet'

ganon:'chops link's head off' MUHAHAHA!!!!

zelda:IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ganon:im.....not an idot!'runs away crying'

[Young Link Addict 67]

Me: *slits Ganon's throat* *marks DN for an appiontment with a phycologist* There, ya happy?

Link: This is REALLY weird. How'd you ywo get here anyway?

Me: I walked and YLA appered out of a hole in the ground.*shrug*

Eveyone:LOL

Link:YLA what hole

Me:The hole of many dimestins.

Link:

Had to finish that.

[Ganon's Girl 0]

*Goron eating rock*

*Munch munch much. CRACK!*

Goron: Oh, oh my gosh! my tooth! Ow, i just cracked my tooth on this rock! OW!

(That was really stupid!)

[Young Link Addict 67]

I got another one.

Link:I'm hungery

Navi:Suck it up I haven't eten either.

Link:I'm tired to.

Navi:I am too.

Link:Quit your complaining your a fairy!

Navi:

[Arcane 12]

*Goron eating rock*

*Munch munch much. CRACK!*

Goron: Oh, oh my gosh! my tooth! Ow, i just cracked my tooth on this rock! OW!

(That was really stupid!)

I agree. xD

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Zelda: Oh... Orlando Bloom... *dreamy stare*

Link: *pulls out master sword*

[The Chilled Hylian 0]

I agree. xD

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Zelda: Oh... Orlando Bloom... *dreamy stare*

Link: *pulls out master sword*

ROFL

Orlando bloom: wat u don't want my autograph?

Link:(thuoghts) This will b easy he doesn't even hav 1 peice of the triforce

Orlando: if u really wanto fight.........

orlando starts floating and reveals he has the mysterious 4th peice

Link: *runs off Zeldas not worth facing that kind of might!!!

Zelda: Orlando make ur triforce peice shine agian, I think its romantic wen it shines....

[Link Player 0]

ROFL

Orlando bloom: wat u don't want my autograph?

Link:(thuoghts) This will b easy he doesn't even hav 1 peice of the triforce

Orlando: if u really wanto fight.........

orlando starts floating and reveals he has the mysterious 4th peice

Link: *runs off Zeldas not worth facing that kind of might!!!

Zelda: Orlando make ur triforce peice shine agian, I think its romantic wen it shines....

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Link: why don't I ever go to the bathroom? Why don't I ever eat?? Why don't I ever sleep???

Navi:*takes out AK-47, Link, do we have to go throught this again?

Link: Yes. *grabs Navi's AK-47, Here! take that!

Navi: God! Link you idiot! You know I can't get hurt by bullets!

Link: Oh yeah! I remember! *takes out fly swatter.

Navi: DON'T YOU DARE!!!

WARNING! this scene is to gory to be seen by children under 3, so move those little tykes out of the room. the scene is blanked out.

*SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! SPLAT! SMACKLEDORF!

Link: Ahh, no more Navi.

Navi's sister Clarece: Navi? NAVI?!?!?!?!?!?! LINK YOU B*******!!!

Link: Ok! if you say so...

*SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! SPLAT! SMACKLEDORF!

Link: no more annoyance. Hey, My shows on!

[Young Link Addict 67]

Young Link:Deku Tree can you tell me about my parents?

Deku Tree:Fine. Your parents were nice.

Young Link:More.

Deku Tree:Ok, your father was a warrior and and your mother aided him before he died so your mother brought you here.

Young Link: Anything happy?

Deku Tree:No.

Young Link:Why?

Deku Tree:I knew them for 5 minets.

Young Link:

[Cat Girl 0]

Young Link:Deku Tree can you tell me about my parents?

Deku Tree:Fine. Your parents were nice.

Young Link:More.

Deku Tree:Ok, your father was a warrior and and your mother aided him before he died so your mother brought you here.

Young Link: Anything happy?

Deku Tree:No.

Young Link:Why?

Deku Tree:I knew them for 5 minets.

Young Link:

Lol, but, not to be a grammer Nazi...but it's spelled minutes.

[The Chilled Hylian 0]

Link: what orfanage did I come from and why did a tree adopt me.....

[Young Link Addict 67]

Ganondorf:Muhahahahahahaha. Now I did it I made the ultimated wepon, Robot Link.

Robot Link:Statement:Kill.

Ganondorf:Kill who?

Robot Link:Statement:Kill...Ganondorf.

Ganondorf:Wha.

Robot Link:*Takes out guns*

Ganondorf:Ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhh.

WARNING:Violance and gore read at own risk.

Robot Link:

*BANG BANG BANG BANG* *Rips off head blood goes everywhere*

[Ops 2]

Navi:Hey look!

Link:At what?

Navi:*slaps link*

Link:What was that for?

Navi:you can't talk you dolt. this is just a dream you will wake from in a few seconds.

Link:Wha-*wakes up*

[Young Link Addict 67]

Dark Link:*In song of weird al's song I think I'm a clone now. In evil perspective.* I think I'm a clone now theirs always a good me always hangin around now cus every cromasome is a hanmedown.

Dark Navi:...

Dark Link:what.

Dark Navi:*Thinking* Can't talk.

Link:Your a clone of me no way now if we be friends you can save the world and I get sleeeee.

[Bitmapfox112 1]

GANNON: GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL WORLD! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

ZELDA: I WANT MY CINIMIN MUFFIN!

LINK: I AM AN AVENGER!

SASUKAY: HEY THATS MY LINE!

LINK:oh HA! HEE! HOO! HAA! (cause thats about all link can say)