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Mmmmm...... burgers..... :)

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Effing image link screwed up.

Also, I don't know if I'll ever take the fighting in Africa seriously after seeing this:

africaninfantrymanofthe.jpg

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I just thought of something

A combination of Sony and Nintendo

anyone remember CD-i?

Yes I do remember cd-i, and that is the reason Sony, and Nintendo will NEVER team up!

Also Fairy wings FTL!

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Sony and Nintendo will never team up because that event would bring with it the apocalypse.

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I wish you guys watched the video I posted earlier. You'll see why they would never team up, but how they are connected in a way.

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Sony and Nintendo will never team up because that event would bring with it the apocalypse.

Does the Term CD-i not occur. It's what happened last time Nintendo and Sony got together.

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The CD-i was Phillips. Nintendo tried to team up with Sony, decided they didn't like the deal, and backed out of it. Nintendo then teamed up with Phillips, that deal got screwed up, and the greatest evil the world has ever known was unleashed.

Also, if all three companies got together and made a single console, it would be called the Playbox Three Sixtii. It would have the PS3's power, the Wii's controls, and the Xbox's failure rate.

Who wants one?

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I do.

Right.

Now.

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Oh and here's it's first major game.

The Legend of Grand Theft Halo.

That was a terrible mixture of games.

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Okay. I'll talk to my people and see if I can get you hooked up.

However, given the intense secretiveness of the project, it will not come with a warranty.

So just give me $799.99 and I'll send you one right away.

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Oh and here's it's first major game.

The Legend of Grand Theft Halo.

I was thinking more along the lines of

The Legend of Shadow of the Halo

or

The Legend of God of Halo

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LittleBigGears of Zelda

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I found something called "The Man Rules." It's the man's set of rules in a relationship. I got a kick out of it, so I thought I'd share it.

THERE'S A NEW SET OF RULES NOW!!

Now it's time for the man's rules. We always hear "the rules" for the feminine side. Ok - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" on purpose.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Sunday sports is like the full moon or changing tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work

Strong hints do not work

Obvious hints do not work

Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.

And btw...

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It doesn't work. :(

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