The Corrupted Wish Game!

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I didn't know dick and chicken were the same thing.

Wish Granted!

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I wish for a definition of the word 'logorrhea'

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I don't know.

I wish I new how to make signtures like everyone else here.

Rob doesn't now how to so he cant help me with it.

Edited by Bathykolpian (see edit history)

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Wish granted, but your first attempt is horrible and you never get better.

I wish Jesus would play this game right.

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Wish granted, but your first attempt is horrible and you never get better.

I wish Jesus would play this game right.

How is he playing it rong?

Tell me and Ill grant your wsh and tell him how to play it rite.

I wish my Rob (jesus) would stop being adicted to this forum so i can get the comptre more

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He's posting pictures of what people ask for instead of granting them and telling them how the wish goes terribly wrong.

Like this.

Wish granted. Rob isn't addicted to this forum anymore. Instead, he becomes addicted to stabbing people in the foot, and you happen to be the closest one to him.

I wish that I had a neck brace.

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Wish granted, but someone steals it.

I wish Wrath was in the computer room in my house

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Wish granted. Wrath destroys everything and laughs at you before ripping out your tonsils with his bare hands and running away. (Without washing them.)

I wish for a cold unopened can of Dr. Pepper that thrusts spikes into the hands of anyone who tries to drink it but me.

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Wish granted, but the spikes are actually fluffy bunnies, and you have to care for all ten of them. AHAHAHA NOW YOU'RE puppyED.

I wish for some fluffy bunnies.

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Wish granted. They're all deep fried.

I wish for Meow Mix.

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Wish granted, buut instead of the cat food the singing cat is in the bag.

I wish I was an alchemist (not state) in Amestris.

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Wish granted. Like all real-life Alchemists before you, you spend your entire life trying to convert one periodic element to another, and fail horribly, only managing to make a gold plated brick of lead you convince yourself to be gold. Your entire life's work wasted, you then retire and spend your time on more useful things.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

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Wish granted, but it goes to the other side of the gate. (as you an tell I've been watching FMA recently)

I wish that I will stay a Wrath, Axel, Sephiroth and Kadaj fangirl, and not lose interest in them like Kisame, and Envy.

Edited by Umbreon (see edit history)

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Wish granted. You lose interest in them in a different way from Kisame and Envy.

I wish that Full Metal Alchemist wasn't so overrated.

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Wish granted, but, you have to watch a couple of episodes of NARUTO to compensate. BUT A CUMDUMPSTER IS MAKING YOU WATCH THEM, AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW IF A COUPLE MEANS TWO OR THREE.

I wish I had a cumdumpster.

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Wish granted, but, you have to watch a couple of episodes of NARUTO to compensate. BUT A CUMDUMPSTER IS MAKING YOU WATCH THEM, AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW IF A COUPLE MEANS TWO OR THREE.

I wish I had a cumdumpster.

Wish Granted. But while dumping in it, you fall and drown in your own cum >.>

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