The Corrupted Wish Game!

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wish granted, but after the destruction, they New Orleans residents invade your house

i wish Nintendo was mine!

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I'm on the opposite half of the United States from them, horizantally. That wouldn't happen.

Wish granted, but you do a terrible job, and you lose everything.

I wish for that hurricane to fscking hit them, already. Gosh damnit, this is taking forever. It's like looking at porn with the slowest Internet ever, as you fap and wait for it to fscking load. >:(

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you wish for porn?

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No, I already have all the porn I need. It's not even that hard. You type porn into Yahoo! Search, you get 1+ sites and over half that have viruses. GOOD THING I USE AVAST!.

I wish that Avast! was even more awesome than how awesome it already is awesome. dsfkldsfsdklfkdmls

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What? Creep

I wish I was one with the goats

Edited by Bathykolpian (see edit history)

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Wish granted, but the farmer turns you into goat meat.

I wish a cheese sandwitch.

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That doesnt make sens but wish granted but do you know what its like to have a sandwich take a bite out of you? Now you do

I wish for a heart rate that beats all others

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what do you mean? you mean if i grant your wish (which i will) your heart beats so fast that your chest explodes (which it does)?

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your wish?

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How about your wish?

I wish there were better things to watch on TV.

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To bad. there is nothing on tv and you deside to go outside you get in shape and start taking steroyds you hit a child and am sent to jail.

I wish you didn't hit me when you took steroyds

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Wish granted, you now take steroids and jump to the moon and life the rest of your life there, although surviving easily, you are alone, and you can't go back.

I wish that the THREE DRUNK GUYS IN A HURRICANE cam didn't go offline, good thing there's another cam.

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Wish granted, and you get drunk too, and tell them where you live, and they rape you.

I wish for rocket boots.

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Please.

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I wish for some more Yoko Kanno.

wish granted

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